August Low-Content Thread

[HOWMANY]

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-300bbs in 3 weeks live. losing since mid, but eeked out 2 small wins last 2 sessions and I feel the heat is about to come on. May God have mercy on those who have have routinely 2 and 3 outed me this summer, bc once I heat up I will revert back to LAG and will show no mercy.

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Tell me about it. When things turn around I'm really pretty excited to be the sole reason for the bankruptcy of almost every Ocean's regular and as many Commerce players as possible. After I win their money I then plan to eat their souls.

[private joker]

LOL @ the swings at 40/80. This is a goddam rollercoaster and I'm about to throw up.

Check out the sweet hourly!

[Michael Davis]

Joker, let me know when you get to 600 hours and your hourly is about the same, then I'll know when to feel bad.

Also, wtf is with the massive influx of huge douchebags onto the poker scene. I've been playing at the Bike and ever since Legends started the place is just overloaded with some of the douchiest, nerdiest kids I've ever seen, cradling their backpacks on their scrawny arms like life would be over if they ever lost their faggoty iphones or ipods or ihugedouchebags that they pack in those things.

Also, every guy between 25 and 30 playing midlimit poker evidently feels that he is the best player ever and to prove that he talks shop nonstop at the table and lets everyone know where they can find his poker blog and how he wrote about scare cards and if you would have raised the river he would have folded because that's what a good poker professional does.

Seriously, if any of you jagoffs are reading this, please stop. I'd prefer if you shot yourself in the face right now, but I'll settle for just sitting at the table and finding something else to fill time with other than stroking your ego and letting a bunch of hapless morons who have no idea wtf is going on know how bad they play. Just shutup. And if you're going to wear backpacks, might as well go all out and get the rolling kind.

-Michael

[private joker]

Post more, LMD.

[HOWMANY]

Damn, now I wish I had taken the energy to get up and meet you last time at Commerce.

On a sidenote, I managed to actually win money from a horrible player an hour ago so I lost only 75 bets today HU 10/20, yay

[DeathDonkey]

3k swing? You ain't seen nothing yet my friend.

-DeathDonkey

[private joker]

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3k swing? You ain't seen nothing yet my friend.


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I'm moving back down to 20, I think. I'd rather not age prematurely.

[HOWMANY]

Sweet, just found like a thousand dollars stuffed inside a book while I was looking for a letter from UCSD. At least something went right this week.

[private joker]

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Sweet, just found like a thousand dollars stuffed inside a book while I was looking for a letter from UCSD.

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I found a thousand dollars of free money at the 40 game tonight:

I raise a limper with KTs and get 5 callers (including the BB and limper). Flop is QT5, I bet and get 4 callers. Turn is 6, I bet and get 3 callers. River is 8, I bet and get 1 caller and MHIG. Ship me the $1,360 pot plzkthx.

Felt like I was back at 6/12.

[DeathDonkey]

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Sweet, just found like a thousand dollars stuffed inside a book while I was looking for a letter from UCSD. At least something went right this week.

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Your life sounds a bit too Rounders-esque [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

-DeathDonkey