August Low-Content Thread

[DeathDonkey]

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I have been looking forward to making it out to the commerce for sometime to see what all the hype is about. So far my live hourly earn is in the $800-$900/hr range, so obv. very sustainable! Who plays at the commerce regularly and wants to meet up?

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<--- LDO.

-DeathDonkey

[HOWMANY]

No you have to play 75 with us today. I'm supposed to be at Ocean's to start at 7 which is going to be quite the feat, as I need to get about 10 hours of sleep in the next 5 hours. And drive to the casino.

[Vehn]

220 hours of break even at live poker against mental patients really, really sucks.

[HOWMANY]

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220 hours of break even at live poker against mental patients really, really sucks.

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I win. More than 300 hours now.

I was beginning to worry that I would suffer a 20k downswing, but today's session fixed that right up, it is now almost a 25k downswing. Standard KK vs the AA of "Quiet Saleem", KJ vs fish K9 JTXXJ and he gets a flush, AK vs fish's 4bet OOP AQo flop KTX turn J, JJ vs fish K9o T68KX, AT vs fish 86 QQ8A8. Notice that when I get miraculously lucky to suck out I am immediately resucked. And my favorite one of all, I post in the CO in the 75 and naturally pick up A WIRED PAIR OF COWBOYS YEEHAW which were no match against the AK of my opponent.

So for the week my sessions were -2100, -8800, -1500, -3800, +2700, -5000. Saying I'm unhappy would be a mild understatement.

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Forgot the good news, I think I was actually about 5-10BB winner for the week. Unfortunately it turns out that winning 10/20-20/40 and losing 40/80-100/200 generally doesn't end well.

[HOWMANY]

nevermind

[MitchL]

-300bbs in 3 weeks live. losing since mid, but eeked out 2 small wins last 2 sessions and I feel the heat is about to come on. May God have mercy on those who have have routinely 2 and 3 outed me this summer, bc once I heat up I will revert back to LAG and will show no mercy.

[HOWMANY]

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-300bbs in 3 weeks live. losing since mid, but eeked out 2 small wins last 2 sessions and I feel the heat is about to come on. May God have mercy on those who have have routinely 2 and 3 outed me this summer, bc once I heat up I will revert back to LAG and will show no mercy.

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Tell me about it. When things turn around I'm really pretty excited to be the sole reason for the bankruptcy of almost every Ocean's regular and as many Commerce players as possible. After I win their money I then plan to eat their souls.

[ggbman]

Today is my day off from live poker, it's pretty booked between seeing Bourne, eating sushi, getting hammered, and bowling. But tommorow my buddy and I are definitley planning to head to the commerce so shoot me a PM if that would be workable for you and hopefully we can meet up and make some moniez in the process [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Vehn]

pretty sure me and pbob are going to be in the news soon for our murder suicide spree after we dropped a combined 100 bb in ~15 hours playing 3 handed against someone with literally an IQ of about 80. It was a massacre. Stay tuned.

Hand that pretty much defines my last 2 months: 3 handed, retard limps, pbob raises, I 3 bet AK retard 4 bets pbob calls I cap. Flop whatever I bet retard says "perfect for me" and raises pbob folds I call. Turn whatever I c/c. River Q I check retard bets and says "save your money", I fold and he flashes AQ. I could not defeat this person.

[MitchL]

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pretty sure me and pbob are going to be in the news soon for our murder suicide spree after we dropped a combined 100 bb in ~15 hours playing 3 handed against someone with literally an IQ of about 80. It was a massacre. Stay tuned.


Hand that pretty much defines my last 2 months: 3 handed, retard limps, pbob raises, I 3 bet AK retard 4 bets pbob calls I cap. Flop whatever I bet retard says "perfect for me" and raises pbob folds I call. Turn whatever I c/c. River Q I check retard bets and says "save your money", I fold and he flashes AQ. I could not defeat this person.

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Can I get in on this. Same retard has been torturing me as well.