Post a stupid, yet funny, joke

[doormat]

City slicker visits his cousin in the country, says "what do you do for fun here"? Farmer says, "We usually go down to the pen and have sex with a pig".

City slicker thinks it over, says "why not". Afterwards he says to the farmer, "I really didn't like that at all". Farmer says, "no wonder, you picked the ugliest one".

[supafrey]

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his drinking is tearing his family apart. HA!

[NoPoHustler]

What can you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, she obv doesn't listen.

or (to stay on theme)

Did you know (insert your states name here) has 200,000 battered women in it?

And all this time I have been eating mine raw...

after telling both get punched by closest woman.

[sledghammer]

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

<font color="white"> It depends how hard you throw 'em. </font>

What's the best way to get a baby out of a blender?

<font color="white">Tortilla chips. </font>

Why can't Helen Keller drive?


<font color="white"> Cause she's a woman. </font>

[Zoelef]

A priest, a rabbi, and a doctor all walk into a bar.

The bartender looks up and groans "Oh geez, not you guys again."

[suzzer99]

What goes clippity-clop, clippity-clop, clippity-clop, BANG?

<font color="white"> Amish drive-by. </font>


How can you tell if your roommate's gay?

<font color="white"> His dick tastes like sh it. </font>

[zerocarb]

Guy sits down at a bar. Hears a voice saying "Nice shirt." Looks around, sees nobody talking to him.

Hears the voice again saying "Nice haircut." Looks around. Sees nobody. "Great cologne," says the voice.

WTF? He calls over the bartender and asks what's going on.

"It's the peanuts," says the barkeep. "They're complimentary."

[slaytanic]

how did helen keller burn her ear?



she answered the iron.




how did she burn her other ear?




they called back.


lamest joke ever alert!:




what did george washington say to his men before they got in their boat?




he said, "men...........get in the boat."

[MikeHoncho]

What's the biggest difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer??






The taste.

[34TheTruth34]

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister all walk into a bar.

The bartender looks up and says, "what is this, some kind of joke?"

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