Post a stupid, yet funny, joke

[T0ne D0wn]

A guy wins the lottery.
Comes home to tell his wife.
The wife in excitement, ask "Where are we going to go"
The man replies "I dont know where you are going to go, but I need you out of this house by 5:00"

[Gary The Retard]

What did the black guy get on his SATs ?










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[Los Feliz Slim]

Guy walks into his house with a chicken under his arm and sees his wife. "Here's the pig I've been fu(king," he says. "That's not a pig, dear, that's a chicken," says his wife. "I wasn't talking to you," says the guy.

[neuroman]

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Guy walks into his house with a chicken under his arm and sees his wife. "Here's the pig I've been fu(king," he says. "That's not a pig, dear, that's a chicken," says his wife. "I wasn't talking to you," says the guy.

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Haha, this is great.

[trouble]

A man gets home from work to find his wife nagging about a dripping tap and asking him to fix it "Do i look like a f@@king plumber" replies the husband and goes to watch the tv.
Man gets home next day and the wife starts nagging that the kitchen window wont open and asking him to fix it
"Do i look like a f@@king carpenter" replies the husband and goes to watch the tv
Man gets home next day to find the tap not dripping and the window wide open "who fixed the tap and the window" asks the husband "a young builder thats lives up the road replies" the wife
"How did u afford that" enquires the husband
"well he said i could pay either in sexual favors or bake him a cake" says the wife
"Well what did u do" asks the husband
"Do i look like a f@@king baker" replies the wife

[metsandfinsfan]

what do you call the useless skin around a vagina?
<font color="white">a woman</font>

[tehsuk]

[ QUOTE ]
what do you call the useless skin around a vagina?
<font color="white">a woman</font>

[/ QUOTE ]a woman? do i win teh prize?

[metsandfinsfan]

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[ QUOTE ]
what do you call the useless skin around a vagina?
<font color="white">a woman</font>

[/ QUOTE ]a woman? do i win teh prize?

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if the prize is for not knowing about white text, then yes you win congrats

[Atomic]

[ QUOTE ]
A guy wins the lottery.
Comes home tell his wife "Great news woman, I just hit the lottery so pack your bags."
The wife in excitement, asks "Where are we going?"
The man replies "I'm not going anywhere you just need to pack your bags and get the hell out of here."

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fyj

[Atomic]

A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bartender here?"