worst sexual experience you've ever had

[David LoPan]

15 yrs old, parents out of town, threw a party at my house for my birthday over thanksgiving weekend. Party was awesome until neighbors called cops and it got shut down around 1am. So this girl is there who I was talking to and she was gonna spend teh night. Her friend had to spend the night too and she was a chunky blonde girl whose brother was the biggest d-bag roid-rage kill someone guy in our high school.

So the girl i'm with is a halfsy asian and we start makin out at which point i say "i think you need to give me head now." she obliges, worst head ever teeth jsut bad bad technique. so im just ognna [censored] her so after she puts on condom i take off her panties to be floored by the worst smelling cnt-stench in the history of man. i instantly threw up on myself/bed/floor/her too, and then kicked her out of my room and locked the door to pass out. I blocked her on aim and had the phone company block her number from calling my house.

side beat: 2 friends who stayed over lumberjacked girl's friend. Afterwards in the morning chunky friend jumped in the shower with me and gave me good shower head. Her brother found out and kicked our asses pretty good the following weekend at another party.

brag: he went to jail after graduating for attempted murder

[Dan87]

it couldnt have been that bad

i had to go into a dumpster in 30 degree heat at work because i accidentally threw an important part out, and that didnt make me vomit

i think you are exaggerating

[David LoPan]

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it couldnt have been that bad

i had to go into a dumpster in 30 degree heat at work because i accidentally threw an important part out, and that didnt make me vomit


i think you are exaggerating

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i was drunk but i rarely puke from drinking. it was baaaaaaaad dude, really fkn bad like horrible. everytime i think of that smell i start dry-heaving. my olfactory senses are tied into my memory really sick i guess.

edit: maybe logistically I'm not making sense. But I was fingering her through her undies while she was giving me head. Then when I remove her thong or whatever the [censored] it was i was on me knees as she was standing in front me and i pulled them down with my face directly lined up with her coos.

[Lurker.]

mine pales in comparison....some chick was giving me a handjob in bed, and i was like, awesome lets [censored]. she said it was her period, so i kinda just pushed her head down, but she would suck. very annoying. i kept trying though.