have you ever pissed in a girl?

[Dan BRIGHT]

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since we're telling pissing stories:

in nyc there are several all-you-can-drink beer chinese restaurants where they bring you free pitchers of beer for 2 or 3 hours if you buy $15 worth of chinese food. i went to one with some of my friends from school. i figured they'd be cheap with the beer, so i started taking shots beforehand. turns out they weren't cheap and i was straight up walking into the kitchen and filling our pitchers from the tap. we were on the second floor and by the end of the meal i apparently took a full piss off the balcony onto the middle of the restaurant around where people were walking in (there are conflicting stories about whether i pissed on anyone). i was only 18 or 19, and they never carded me so i guess they had no recourse, but yeah, not allowed back there

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