have you ever pissed in a girl?

[jetsguy]

I have a story from a suite mate (Joe) in college. He had a pissing the bed problem when he drank. It got so bad that his mom bought some special bedsheets that he put on prior to going out.

On the night in question, some suitemates are in the common area playing full tilt and Joe's roommate is with a girl in his room. It is very late about 5 am. Joe gets home from the bar without his shirt and walks in the room wasted. He falls over the couch and gets stuck in between the couch and the table. We help him out and he rushes to the garbage can and pukes.

He proceeds to go into his room. 1 minute later we hear screams and the girl runs out of the room topless with only her underwear on. We find out that Joe walked over to his roommate's bed and pissed on the girl.

We subsequently spread a rumor that the girl was a freak who liked to get pissed on. She transferred. I miss college.

[Josh.]

since we're telling pissing stories:

in nyc there are several all-you-can-drink beer chinese restaurants where they bring you free pitchers of beer for 2 or 3 hours if you buy $15 worth of chinese food. i went to one with some of my friends from school. i figured they'd be cheap with the beer, so i started taking shots beforehand. turns out they weren't cheap and i was straight up walking into the kitchen and filling our pitchers from the tap. we were on the second floor and by the end of the meal i apparently took a full piss off the balcony onto the middle of the restaurant around where people were walking in (there are conflicting stories about whether i pissed on anyone). i was only 18 or 19, and they never carded me so i guess they had no recourse, but yeah, not allowed back there

[JBellah]

[censored]. My post got owned by tripod.

[bmwguy525]

hahahahaaaaa omfg i don't know why this never crossed my mind

nhnh jbellah

[Dan BRIGHT]

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since we're telling pissing stories:

in nyc there are several all-you-can-drink beer chinese restaurants where they bring you free pitchers of beer for 2 or 3 hours if you buy $15 worth of chinese food. i went to one with some of my friends from school. i figured they'd be cheap with the beer, so i started taking shots beforehand. turns out they weren't cheap and i was straight up walking into the kitchen and filling our pitchers from the tap. we were on the second floor and by the end of the meal i apparently took a full piss off the balcony onto the middle of the restaurant around where people were walking in (there are conflicting stories about whether i pissed on anyone). i was only 18 or 19, and they never carded me so i guess they had no recourse, but yeah, not allowed back there

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ahaa awesome