The Meanest Thing You Can Say To Me Without Getting CENSORED for $10

[Lavitz]

Your girlfriend is ridiculously plain and boring looking and I think I would have to be heavily intoxicated to muster up a hard on for her to work with. Mediocrity is fun!

Also, she doesn't look good with short hair and at first glance I'd mistake her for a dike for sure.

Then again, anyone who creates a thread like this probably isn't the sharpest tool in the shed so: nh finding someone of the opposite sex to find your ugly long hair and massive caterpillar eyebrows attractive.

(You asked for it...)