beat just got evicted

[mbillie1]

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Who gives a [censored]?

Keg beer is dire dire stuff and it would probably taste nicer if you attached a hosepipe to a cats rectum and waiting for it to explode, and drunk that.

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lol ur like ten yrs old

[rothko]

[x] move out to where they respect your lack of raises

[keikiwai]

triple kegger fits the bill imo

I come home one particular evening
The landlady said, "You got the rent money yet?",
I said, "No, can't find no job"
Therefore I ain't got no money to pay the rent
She said "I don't believe you're tryin' to find no job"
Said "I seen you today you was standin' on a corner,
leaning up against a post"
I said "But I'm tired, I've been walkin' all day"
She said "That don't confront me,
long as I get my money next Friday"
Now next Friday come I didn't have the rent,
and out the door I went

So I go down the streets,
down to my good friend's house
I said "Look man I'm outdoors you know,
can I stay with you maybe a couple days?"
He said "Let me go and ask my wife"
He come out of the house,
I could see it in his face
I know that was no
He said "I don't know man, ah she kinda funny, you know"
I said "I know, everybody funny, now you funny too"
So I go back home
I tell the landlady I got a job, I'm gonna pay the rent
She said "Yeah?" I said "Oh yeah"
And then she was so nice,
loh' she was lovy-dovy
So I go in my room, pack up my things and I go,
I slip on out the back door and down the streets I go
She a-howlin' about the front rent, she'll be lucky to get any back rent,
she ain't gonna get none of it
So I stop in the local bar you know people,
I go to the bar, I ring my coat, I call the bartender
Said "Look man, come down here", he got down there
So what you want?

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when,
I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin
Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose,
need me a triple shot of that juice
Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

[T.J. Combo]

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triple kegger fits the bill imo

I come home one particular evening
The landlady said, "You got the rent money yet?",
I said, "No, can't find no job"
Therefore I ain't got no money to pay the rent
She said "I don't believe you're tryin' to find no job"
Said "I seen you today you was standin' on a corner,
leaning up against a post"
I said "But I'm tired, I've been walkin' all day"
She said "That don't confront me,
long as I get my money next Friday"
Now next Friday come I didn't have the rent,
and out the door I went

So I go down the streets,
down to my good friend's house
I said "Look man I'm outdoors you know,
can I stay with you maybe a couple days?"
He said "Let me go and ask my wife"
He come out of the house,
I could see it in his face
I know that was no
He said "I don't know man, ah she kinda funny, you know"
I said "I know, everybody funny, now you funny too"
So I go back home
I tell the landlady I got a job, I'm gonna pay the rent
She said "Yeah?" I said "Oh yeah"
And then she was so nice,
loh' she was lovy-dovy
So I go in my room, pack up my things and I go,
I slip on out the back door and down the streets I go
She a-howlin' about the front rent, she'll be lucky to get any back rent,
she ain't gonna get none of it
So I stop in the local bar you know people,
I go to the bar, I ring my coat, I call the bartender
Said "Look man, come down here", he got down there
So what you want?

One keg, one keg, one keg
Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when,
I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin
Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose,
need me a triple shot of that juice
Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear
I want one keg, one keg and one keg
One keg, one keg, and one keg

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[rothko]

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triple kegger fits the bill imo

I come home one particular evening
The landlady said, "You got the rent money yet?",
I said, "No, can't find no job"
Therefore I ain't got no money to pay the rent
She said "I don't believe you're tryin' to find no job"
Said "I seen you today you was standin' on a corner,
leaning up against a post"
I said "But I'm tired, I've been walkin' all day"
She said "That don't confront me,
long as I get my money next Friday"
Now next Friday come I didn't have the rent,
and out the door I went

So I go down the streets,
down to my good friend's house
I said "Look man I'm outdoors you know,
can I stay with you maybe a couple days?"
He said "Let me go and ask my wife"
He come out of the house,
I could see it in his face
I know that was no
He said "I don't know man, ah she kinda funny, you know"
I said "I know, everybody funny, now you funny too"
So I go back home
I tell the landlady I got a job, I'm gonna pay the rent
She said "Yeah?" I said "Oh yeah"
And then she was so nice,
loh' she was lovy-dovy
So I go in my room, pack up my things and I go,
I slip on out the back door and down the streets I go
She a-howlin' about the front rent, she'll be lucky to get any back rent,
she ain't gonna get none of it
So I stop in the local bar you know people,
I go to the bar, I ring my coat, I call the bartender
Said "Look man, come down here", he got down there
So what you want?

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when,
I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin
Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose,
need me a triple shot of that juice
Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer

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[banthis!]

1 more broken window. resulting from me starting to drink
at 3 in the afternoon. I thought it was a good idea to
kill a fly with a phonebook. I ended smashing the phone book
thru a window. right before i did it my roomate goes
"make sure you don't smash the window".

somehow one of my walls got smashed up pretty bad too.
I have no clue how this even happend.

last night I fell asleep with the oven on. woke up to it being 300 degrees in my kitchen. it smells so bad in there.
a cake has been sitting out for weeks. if you run
the faucet bugs will fly out of the sink.

I just stepped in some mysterious liquid by my kegerator.
it smells really bad. why I walk around bare foot in here
I dont know.

landlord wants us out by the first. says noway hes giving
us 30 days. i dont know whats going to happen.

[bmwguy525]

Wow I wonder why he's kicking you out

[mbillie1]

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1 more broken window. resulting from me starting to drink
at 3 in the afternoon. I thought it was a good idea to
kill a fly with a phonebook. I ended smashing the phone book
thru a window. right before i did it my roomate goes
"make sure you don't smash the window".

somehow one of my walls got smashed up pretty bad too.
I have no clue how this even happend.

last night I fell asleep with the oven on. woke up to it being 300 degrees in my kitchen. it smells so bad in there.
a cake has been sitting out for weeks. if you run
the faucet bugs will fly out of the sink.

I just stepped in some mysterious liquid by my kegerator.
it smells really bad. why I walk around bare foot in here
I dont know.

landlord wants us out by the first. says noway hes giving
us 30 days. i dont know whats going to happen.

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tell him to go [censored] himself. he can say whatever he wants, until he shows up with a cop he can't make you do anything. welcome to your rights.

[boomshakalaka]

lol@people honoring a 48hour eviction. can you really be that naive?

[banthis!]

I just found one of my dinning room chairs in a pile
of rubble on my back porch.
I have no clue where i'm going after this place. I couldn't
even pay rent if we were allowed to stay. I haven't worked
since november and don't go to school.