What's the funniest 1-liner you've heard after a hand?

[Foldarama_City]

Currently on a downswing - but this comment made my day. Biggish pot at 5/10NL - already 1k in the pot - on the turn villain bets tiny to get cheap card for his flush draw - I make it 1000 to go all-in - he calls and hits. His comment, "I called because you obviously werent strong, otherwise you would have just min-raised." Guess you gotta love it.