What's the funniest 1-liner you've heard after a hand?

[TheMadHeater]

$50+5 SNG and I've stealing the blinds relentlessly. A guy resteal pushes over my raise and I call with AJ. His A7 spikes and a different guy says 'lol i knew ud get caught 1 of these times'.

Similar but slightly different: 200NL cash game, I'm very active, raising preflop and firing on all streets without getting called. I pick up AA and bet every street. Overbet push the river for value and get called by a turned set. Inevitible post hand chat is 'i knew id get u'.

I guess these aren't funny really. They're just terrible.