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Old 07-07-2007, 06:22 PM
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best avatar ever diamond

that films a classic

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some days you just cant get rid of a bomb

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hahaha


the riddles were the best and the way batman used his skills to solve them. Can't remember what they were now, something to do with apple sauce in one of them i think.
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Old 07-07-2007, 06:40 PM
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Default Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?

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best avatar ever diamond

that films a classic

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some days you just cant get rid of a bomb

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hahaha


the riddles were the best and the way batman used his skills to solve them. Can't remember what they were now, something to do with apple sauce in one of them i think.

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One of them was "What is it that's always coming but never arrives?"

answer to follow
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Old 07-07-2007, 06:44 PM
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Default Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?

the future ldo
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Old 07-07-2007, 06:49 PM
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Default Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?

"nh, sir" always cracks me up.
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Old 07-07-2007, 07:20 PM
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the future ldo

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close enough

Tomorrow
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Old 07-07-2007, 07:22 PM
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Default Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?

[ QUOTE ]
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best avatar ever diamond

that films a classic

[/ QUOTE ]

some days you just cant get rid of a bomb

[/ QUOTE ]

hahaha


the riddles were the best and the way batman used his skills to solve them. Can't remember what they were now, something to do with apple sauce in one of them i think.

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One of them was "What is it that's always coming but never arrives?"

answer to follow

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im honestly really thinking about this
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Old 07-07-2007, 07:28 PM
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just realised the answer is directly above

d'oh!
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Old 07-07-2007, 07:29 PM
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what are the other ones?
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Old 07-07-2007, 07:34 PM
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Some fool at my table on FTP last night used the old "it's better to be lucky than good", which was standard. Then he follows with "being good won't build you a bankroll".
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Old 07-07-2007, 07:44 PM
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Default Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?

Local 10/20 w/ the retirees after this 65yr old man in the middle of a 50 hour session, 2 outs me for a big pot he goes...

"Thats what I call a rudabaker!"

I'm like "Huh"

he like "Yea son, a rudabaker."

[censored] crazy old men.
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