beat: last 900$ of life... please give advice

[helpadegen]

well my parents were worry warts... so when i left for college they put like 10k in my checking/savings.. that was gone in a flash.. then i cashed in all my bonds that people have bought me since i was born... then i took my bar mitzvah money (about 30k) .. then 2nd yr i'd call my parents every week and tell them i owed a different person money, and they'd send about an avg 1k per week. then after that i'd just stole w/e i could get my hands on.. have 2 10k loans out to ex friends who want to kill me.. and have taken money on out parents acct. i have the same name as my father so i am able to get access to his accts sometimes when there is a dumb teller