Ask a Strip Club Bouncer..

[EvanJC]

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6'3 248lbs

I am really unsure, its been a while since I've done the freeweight thing, not my thing really, I will provide you with the workout that I do.

1000 Pushups, 20 sets of 25 5 mega sets of 100.
1000 Situps, 20 sets of 25, 5 mega sets of 100

Done as follows. Megaset will be referred to as MS, small set as SS.

SS
SS
1 minute Break
SS
1 minute break
SS
1 minute break
MS
1 minute break
SS
SS
SS
1 minute break
SS
1 Minute Break
MS.

It goes on like that. Then I do 25 Pull ups, 3 sets, then do some various other workouts you'll learn in your MA classes. I also run 5 miles on MWF and swim for 1 hour straight on TuThSa. Id probably guess that I can bench around 350, DL about 450, and Squat about 700.


~Mike

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those sets would take hours/be impossible for a mortal man

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DO YOU JUICE?

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Absolutely

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also kind of weird that a juicer wouldn't be in to free weights.

[phdude]

roids + swimming regularly = WTF?

[durron597]

can you give general advice on customary tipping amounts?

[React1oN]

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You sure do seem like a giant douchebag.

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[johndenver]

roids + swimming is pretty standard...

Helps you stay cut while getting big
See east german girls swim team for further proof

I think he is legit

[phdude]

no, not standard at all. maybe back when the germans tried to win at any cost without really understanding what kind of muscle steroids build. They build the wrong type of muscle and are useful only for swimmers that swim very short events. Do you see any cyclists using roids? Same principle. The concern nowadays is blood doping.

[UnblinkingEye]

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Best "Ask a ___" thread yet (although I don't read them often, was attracted to this one [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] ), and happy birthday.

I've never legally went to a strip club and never got the "real experience." I plan on going when I turn 21 and want to get laid by the hottest stripper there, what do you suggest I do, step by step?

Also, can you just go and pick any girl up that isn't busy? I mean, I'm kinda picky about girls in general. Some are cute but don't really do anything for me, and some are just incredibly sexy and I would do anything I could within my power (and reason of course) at the moment to get with them.

What's a polite way to tell one of the strippers you aren't interested in them? Seems like kind of a douchey thing to have to say, maybe if I don't tip them at all they'll leave me alone? :P

Awesome thread, keep it coming.

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Just go in, talk to her, tip well, don't be a retard. Don't treat her like a hoe, you'll do fine. Get her in VIP, ask her "What you have planned when you get out of here?" Thats the general code to find out if she's up for going home with you. Going back to her place will be 100x more fun than a quickie bj in VIP.

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What's a polite way to tell one of the strippers you aren't interested in them?

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Don't tip. If you don't tip, they will go away. If you don't tip ANYONE, they'll start coming up to me, bitching and complaining "That bastard at table 8 isn't tipping!"

~Mike

[UnblinkingEye]

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DO YOU JUICE?

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Absolutely

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LMAO, that was a joke.

~Mike

[UnblinkingEye]

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6'3 248lbs

I am really unsure, its been a while since I've done the freeweight thing, not my thing really, I will provide you with the workout that I do.

1000 Pushups, 20 sets of 25 5 mega sets of 100.
1000 Situps, 20 sets of 25, 5 mega sets of 100

Done as follows. Megaset will be referred to as MS, small set as SS.

SS
SS
1 minute Break
SS
1 minute break
SS
1 minute break
MS
1 minute break
SS
SS
SS
1 minute break
SS
1 Minute Break
MS.

It goes on like that. Then I do 25 Pull ups, 3 sets, then do some various other workouts you'll learn in your MA classes. I also run 5 miles on MWF and swim for 1 hour straight on TuThSa. Id probably guess that I can bench around 350, DL about 450, and Squat about 700.


~Mike

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those sets would take hours/be impossible for a mortal man

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It takes about 1 hr 45 min - 2hrs. I do a morning workout from 6-8am (workout) then another evening workout from 4-5pm. (swim-run)

~Mike

[tisthefire]

forget how quotes work?