Ask a Strip Club Bouncer..

[Slap My Jack]

Holy [censored], look at what the Ask a Emo Guy is saying about you in his thread.

He says emo guys "are smarter, cooler, have better taste, etc" than stripclub bouncers.

Are you gonna take that [censored]?

[King_S]

Is your disposition typically irritable at the club, i.e. [censored] mode?

[johndenver]

I'm probably not good enough at fighting to be a bouncer, what other jobs are good for dudes at strip clubs?

Do valets get to hang out and become friends with the strippers?

[UnblinkingEye]

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Is your disposition typically irritable at the club, i.e. [censored] mode?

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Not usually. I mean, the truth of the matter is, I still consider myself in the hospitality industry. I try to relax guys, I really don't LIKE to fight (ok, so I do, but not always.. Once I have a good one, its out of my system for at least a month, then I don't want to anymore). I do make my establishment a better place, and lots of guys (as hard as this may be for some of you to believe) frequent bars and strip clubs on a very regular basis for years and have never had a problem with a bouncer/security guard/shotgun totin bartender.

~Mike

[King_S]

what's your height, weight, max lifts(bench, DL, Squat)?

[UnblinkingEye]

6'3 248lbs

I am really unsure, its been a while since I've done the freeweight thing, not my thing really, I will provide you with the workout that I do.

1000 Pushups, 20 sets of 25 5 mega sets of 100.
1000 Situps, 20 sets of 25, 5 mega sets of 100

Done as follows. Megaset will be referred to as MS, small set as SS.

SS
SS
1 minute Break
SS
1 minute break
SS
1 minute break
MS
1 minute break
SS
SS
SS
1 minute break
SS
1 Minute Break
MS.

It goes on like that. Then I do 25 Pull ups, 3 sets, then do some various other workouts you'll learn in your MA classes. I also run 5 miles on MWF and swim for 1 hour straight on TuThSa. Id probably guess that I can bench around 350, DL about 450, and Squat about 700.


~Mike

[King_S]

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6'3 248lbs

I am really unsure, its been a while since I've done the freeweight thing, not my thing really, I will provide you with the workout that I do.

1000 Pushups, 20 sets of 25 5 mega sets of 100.
1000 Situps, 20 sets of 25, 5 mega sets of 100

Done as follows. Megaset will be referred to as MS, small set as SS.

SS
SS
1 minute Break
SS
1 minute break
SS
1 minute break
MS
1 minute break
SS
SS
SS
1 minute break
SS
1 Minute Break
MS.

It goes on like that. Then I do 25 Pull ups, 3 sets, then do some various other workouts you'll learn in your MA classes. I also run 5 miles on MWF and swim for 1 hour straight on TuThSa. Id probably guess that I can bench around 350, DL about 450, and Squat about 700.


~Mike

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OH MY

[KidVegas72]

ok one time i was getting a dance, from this really hot stripper (9.5 easily). Halfway through the dance she starts lickin around my lips... and this goes on for atleast 25 seconds. I wanted to make out w/her (IMO she was askin for it, but i could be wrong), but 2 things popped into my head:

A. I dont know where her mouth has been, but shes hot so...

B. Vision of bouncer running in and laying smackdown on me...

So yeah I just chilled and let her do what she did... but whats your assesment here? What do you think would have happened if i made out with her? Should I have just asked?

[EvanJC]

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6'3 248lbs

I am really unsure, its been a while since I've done the freeweight thing, not my thing really, I will provide you with the workout that I do.

1000 Pushups, 20 sets of 25 5 mega sets of 100.
1000 Situps, 20 sets of 25, 5 mega sets of 100

Done as follows. Megaset will be referred to as MS, small set as SS.

SS
SS
1 minute Break
SS
1 minute break
SS
1 minute break
MS
1 minute break
SS
SS
SS
1 minute break
SS
1 Minute Break
MS.

It goes on like that. Then I do 25 Pull ups, 3 sets, then do some various other workouts you'll learn in your MA classes. I also run 5 miles on MWF and swim for 1 hour straight on TuThSa. Id probably guess that I can bench around 350, DL about 450, and Squat about 700.


~Mike

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those sets would take hours/be impossible for a mortal man

[DannyOcean_]

How is sambo? I love everything about mma and have been training for a little while, but i don't know that much about sambo.

all i really know is that fedor pwns at it.