Making sexy time

[pergesu]

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hmm current gf looks def hotter imo, more pics of both to be sure plz.

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They're just different really. ex is super smoking when she gets all dolled up. There's definitely a big difference between when she rolls out of bed and when she cleans up. But I still think she's got plenty of natural beauty. Current gf has a flatter hotness curve I think...she probably looks better without any work, but not nearly as good if they both get dolled up.

edit: I don't really have any more pictures [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] for some reason I don't take/keep pictures.

[Soundwave]

So I'd never heard of lambskin condoms and was like, wtf? obv not REAL lamb skin, huh? right? just some weird name or something??

so quick google search later brings this exciting information:

"Lambskin condoms, in contrast, are the oldest on the market. They're made from the intestinal membrane of a lamb."

How is this not disgusting? You put lamb intestines on your d!ck to screw your ex gf?

Good story though, A+ would read again.

[pergesu]

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So I'd never heard of lambskin condoms and was like, wtf? obv not REAL lamb skin, huh? right? just some weird name or something??

so quick google search later brings this exciting information:

"Lambskin condoms, in contrast, are the oldest on the market. They're made from the intestinal membrane of a lamb."

How is this not disgusting? You put lamb intestines on your d!ck to screw your ex gf?

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No no, I put lambskin AROUND my dick. They were too big.

[Soundwave]

Ah, true. I stand corrected, nh sir.

[Ikaika]

I've laughed a lot at this thread. A+

[Lefort]

LOL reading this thread was a solidly spent 10 minutes..

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So we go back to Wal-mart and I get the kind we usually get. Same girl checks me out and she giggles and says, "Back again I see." "Busy night."

[/ QUOTE ] made me lol.. it would be even extra funny if her smirk was because she'd noticed that you bought magnums the first time, and regulars the second..

Good story... and the penis thing isn't really a beat considering you're nailing two good looking girls.. well done.

[pergesu]

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LOL reading this thread was a solidly spent 10 minutes..

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So we go back to Wal-mart and I get the kind we usually get. Same girl checks me out and she giggles and says, "Back again I see." "Busy night."

[/ QUOTE ] made me lol.. it would be even extra funny if her smirk was because she'd noticed that you bought magnums the first time, and regulars the second..

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Just to clarify, she said, "back again I see" and my response was "busy night"

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Good story... and the penis thing isn't really a beat considering you're nailing two good looking girls.. well done.

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You're right. I was mortified for like two minutes but then we just laughed about it. It's pretty funny when you think about it. Although not quite desirable [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] And yeah, I figured if a hot chick was letting me bang her in a soccer field, the night is pretty good regardless.

[sethypooh21]

SillyGooser,

I has refreshing beverage for you:



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