what to drink to seem sophisticated

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Order a mojito - its a refreshing rum based drink with crushed mint leaves, very sophisticated.

Pronounced Moh-jee-two.

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isn't it spanish

mo-hee-to

[Mr_Donktastic]

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Order a mojito - its a refreshing rum based drink with crushed mint leaves, very sophisticated.

Pronounced Moh-jee-two.

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isn't it spanish

mo-hee-to

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Shhhhhhh. I almost had the guy ordering a moh-jee-two.

OP serious response - it doesn't matter what drink you order. You are either getting some or you aren't.

I would guess aren't.

[guids]

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Order a mojito - its a refreshing rum based drink with crushed mint leaves, very sophisticated.

Pronounced Moh-jee-two.

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isn't it spanish

mo-hee-to

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ah man, I laughed my ass off at his joke, then you correcting completely blew it out of the water.

[FlyWf]

Any drink whose name is it's ingredients is an acceptable drink. This is a universal and unquestionable rule.

Rum and coke=YES
Fuzzy Navel=GAY

If you ever have to explain to the bartender how to make your drink, you've done something terribly, terribly wrong.

[guids]

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Any drink whose name is it's ingredients is an acceptable drink. This is a universal and unquestionable rule.

Rum and coke=YES
Fuzzy Navel=GAY

If you ever have to explain to the bartender how to make your drink, you've done something terribly, terribly wrong.

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This is a universal and unquestionable rule.


Meh, "Zima w/ a jolly rancher pls", sounds pretty gay.

[FlyWf]

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Any drink whose name is it's ingredients is an acceptable drink. This is a universal and unquestionable rule.

Rum and coke=YES
Fuzzy Navel=GAY

If you ever have to explain to the bartender how to make your drink, you've done something terribly, terribly wrong.

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This is a universal and unquestionable rule.


Meh, "Zima w/ a jolly rancher pls", sounds pretty gay.

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Mr. Guids, such a product does not exist. I believe you must have dreamed it.

[Anacardo]

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Any drink whose name is it's ingredients is an acceptable drink. This is a universal and unquestionable rule.

Rum and coke=YES
Fuzzy Navel=GAY

If you ever have to explain to the bartender how to make your drink, you've done something terribly, terribly wrong.

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This is a universal and unquestionable rule.


Meh, "Zima w/ a jolly rancher pls", sounds pretty gay.

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Mr. Guids, such a product does not exist. I believe you must have dreamed it.

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In that case gimme a sixer of Zima and a couple of bags of Jolly Ranchers.

[klaching]

thanks for all the help.. what about an itlian place... wines and such? i know nothing about them.. something that i'll actually drink too, not just order and sit there

[Elandriel]

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Any drink whose name is it's ingredients is an acceptable drink. This is a universal and unquestionable rule.

Rum and coke=YES
Fuzzy Navel=GAY

If you ever have to explain to the bartender how to make your drink, you've done something terribly, terribly wrong.

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This is a universal and unquestionable rule.


Meh, "Zima w/ a jolly rancher pls", sounds pretty gay.

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He never said it was the only universal and unquestionable rule. A Southern comfort coke is still gay as [censored].

Vodka straight up with no ice is good. Whiskey straight up with no ice is good. If your not sure if something is girly or gay, don't drink it and your good. Beer is never that bad, red wine isn't bad either but only if you already know she likes it.

maybe even white wine

no rose.

[Tree Surgeon]

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Mr. Guids, such a product does not exist. I believe you must have dreamed it.

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Oh...well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple bags of skittles.