Official Rio/Bellagio Gossip Thread

[dDiabolical]

Hellmuth plays golf pretty often.

[Assani Fisher]

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Add another one to the I have no clue who Davood Mehrmand is anthology!

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[Sweet James]

i was the hooters casino bar and this prostitute said she'd have sex with me. i'm still a virgin so I thought it was pretty bad ass. my "home improvement" loan from prosper.com hadn't clear yet so i couldnt afford it and just went back to my room and got on myspace

[GutshotWSOP]

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An amazing scene occurred that would've made an unbelievable Youtube clip, sure to get views in the millions. Davood Mehrmand checked on the flop from the cut-off. Ram Vaswani bet out $7,000 - just under the pot size. Davood decided to take his time and began to think. It was kind of a no brainer really, a small pot pre-flop and a pretty standard bet by Ram, but Davood wanted to make sure to take his sweet time.

The first person to mention something about how long he was thinking was Bill Gazes. Davood did not take kindly to being encouraged to think a little quicker. ''I have a decision to make, I will take my time!'' he snapped.

I thought this reaction was a little much, but I had no idea what was to come. I turned my back to see what was going on in a hand behind me, when I heard Davood picking up steam,''Who called the clock on me.. WHO CALLED THE CLOCK?''

Eli Elezra, very matter of factly, said, ''I did.''

Davood went from 0-100 in about 1.2 seconds when he blew his gasket, ''YOU DON'T THINK I HAVE A DECISION HERE AND YOU CALL THE CLOCK??!?! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?''

Eli was standing at the time looking back at Davood who continued while flailing his hands around, ''WHY YOU CALL THE CLOCK ON ME?!?! DO YOU THINK YOU'RE SOMEBODY SPECIAL?!?!? YOU THINK YOU'RE SOMEBODY SPECIAL!??!?!''

Jeff Lissandro came over to try to calm down Davood,''Hey, hey... c'mon man.''

Minh Ly got up from the table and looked at me and said, ''This is why I don't say anything... people are crazy man.''

Lissandro's efforts went unrewarded as Davood continued (and this is just a portion of what he said, a lot of it was unintelligible), ''YOU THINK YOU'RE SOOOO SPECIAL!!! YOU ARE A NOBODY!!! YOU THINK YOU'RE BIG TV GUY FAMOUS GUY!! MAYBE OUT THERE!!! BUT IN HERE YOU ARE NOBODY... LOOK AROUND!!! YOU ARE NOBODY!!! CALL THE CLOCK ON ME WHEN I AM THINKING!??!!?''

Eli had his iPod sitting there with a pair of Bose headphones. He slipped on the headphones and pushed a little button on them. A little red light turned on as the 'noise cancelling' featuing was activated. Davood went on for another ten seconds or so before finally quieting down.


The crowd watched in anticipation as Davood screamed at Eli with craziness in his eyes

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Since I'm pretty sure you didn't write this, please remember to attribute stuff you're c/ping from various sites.

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i wrote it all i swears it

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You didn't write that you jackass... I WROTE THAT... and if you're going to copy my sh-t off gutshot.com then at least have the common decency to include the ridiculously awesome photoshop that went along with that story...

[ifoughtpiranhas]

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An amazing scene occurred that would've made an unbelievable Youtube clip, sure to get views in the millions. Davood Mehrmand checked on the flop from the cut-off. Ram Vaswani bet out $7,000 - just under the pot size. Davood decided to take his time and began to think. It was kind of a no brainer really, a small pot pre-flop and a pretty standard bet by Ram, but Davood wanted to make sure to take his sweet time.

The first person to mention something about how long he was thinking was Bill Gazes. Davood did not take kindly to being encouraged to think a little quicker. ''I have a decision to make, I will take my time!'' he snapped.

I thought this reaction was a little much, but I had no idea what was to come. I turned my back to see what was going on in a hand behind me, when I heard Davood picking up steam,''Who called the clock on me.. WHO CALLED THE CLOCK?''

Eli Elezra, very matter of factly, said, ''I did.''

Davood went from 0-100 in about 1.2 seconds when he blew his gasket, ''YOU DON'T THINK I HAVE A DECISION HERE AND YOU CALL THE CLOCK??!?! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?''

Eli was standing at the time looking back at Davood who continued while flailing his hands around, ''WHY YOU CALL THE CLOCK ON ME?!?! DO YOU THINK YOU'RE SOMEBODY SPECIAL?!?!? YOU THINK YOU'RE SOMEBODY SPECIAL!??!?!''

Jeff Lissandro came over to try to calm down Davood,''Hey, hey... c'mon man.''

Minh Ly got up from the table and looked at me and said, ''This is why I don't say anything... people are crazy man.''

Lissandro's efforts went unrewarded as Davood continued (and this is just a portion of what he said, a lot of it was unintelligible), ''YOU THINK YOU'RE SOOOO SPECIAL!!! YOU ARE A NOBODY!!! YOU THINK YOU'RE BIG TV GUY FAMOUS GUY!! MAYBE OUT THERE!!! BUT IN HERE YOU ARE NOBODY... LOOK AROUND!!! YOU ARE NOBODY!!! CALL THE CLOCK ON ME WHEN I AM THINKING!??!!?''

Eli had his iPod sitting there with a pair of Bose headphones. He slipped on the headphones and pushed a little button on them. A little red light turned on as the 'noise cancelling' featuing was activated. Davood went on for another ten seconds or so before finally quieting down.


The crowd watched in anticipation as Davood screamed at Eli with craziness in his eyes

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Since I'm pretty sure you didn't write this, please remember to attribute stuff you're c/ping from various sites.

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i wrote it all i swears it

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You didn't write that you jackass... I WROTE THAT... and if you're going to copy my sh-t off gutshot.com then at least have the common decency to include the ridiculously awesome photoshop that went along with that story...



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i was joking. every poster here know i didnt write it. jeeez get a clue you clown. i forgot to credit it from GS website but i did so in a differnt story a few posts above it. the photshop was awesome btw [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[GutshotWSOP]

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An amazing scene occurred that would've made an unbelievable Youtube clip, sure to get views in the millions. Davood Mehrmand checked on the flop from the cut-off. Ram Vaswani bet out $7,000 - just under the pot size. Davood decided to take his time and began to think. It was kind of a no brainer really, a small pot pre-flop and a pretty standard bet by Ram, but Davood wanted to make sure to take his sweet time.

The first person to mention something about how long he was thinking was Bill Gazes. Davood did not take kindly to being encouraged to think a little quicker. ''I have a decision to make, I will take my time!'' he snapped.

I thought this reaction was a little much, but I had no idea what was to come. I turned my back to see what was going on in a hand behind me, when I heard Davood picking up steam,''Who called the clock on me.. WHO CALLED THE CLOCK?''

Eli Elezra, very matter of factly, said, ''I did.''

Davood went from 0-100 in about 1.2 seconds when he blew his gasket, ''YOU DON'T THINK I HAVE A DECISION HERE AND YOU CALL THE CLOCK??!?! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?''

Eli was standing at the time looking back at Davood who continued while flailing his hands around, ''WHY YOU CALL THE CLOCK ON ME?!?! DO YOU THINK YOU'RE SOMEBODY SPECIAL?!?!? YOU THINK YOU'RE SOMEBODY SPECIAL!??!?!''

Jeff Lissandro came over to try to calm down Davood,''Hey, hey... c'mon man.''

Minh Ly got up from the table and looked at me and said, ''This is why I don't say anything... people are crazy man.''

Lissandro's efforts went unrewarded as Davood continued (and this is just a portion of what he said, a lot of it was unintelligible), ''YOU THINK YOU'RE SOOOO SPECIAL!!! YOU ARE A NOBODY!!! YOU THINK YOU'RE BIG TV GUY FAMOUS GUY!! MAYBE OUT THERE!!! BUT IN HERE YOU ARE NOBODY... LOOK AROUND!!! YOU ARE NOBODY!!! CALL THE CLOCK ON ME WHEN I AM THINKING!??!!?''

Eli had his iPod sitting there with a pair of Bose headphones. He slipped on the headphones and pushed a little button on them. A little red light turned on as the 'noise cancelling' featuing was activated. Davood went on for another ten seconds or so before finally quieting down.


The crowd watched in anticipation as Davood screamed at Eli with craziness in his eyes

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Since I'm pretty sure you didn't write this, please remember to attribute stuff you're c/ping from various sites.

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i wrote it all i swears it

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You didn't write that you jackass... I WROTE THAT... and if you're going to copy my sh-t off gutshot.com then at least have the common decency to include the ridiculously awesome photoshop that went along with that story...



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i was joking. every poster here know i didnt write it. jeeez get a clue you clown. i forgot to credit it from GS website but i did so in a differnt story a few posts above it. the photshop was awesome btw [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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hehe... I know... thanks for the props on the photoshop.

[rafiki]

would read again, A+

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[WutRUTryin2Hit]

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i was joking. every poster here know i didnt write it. jeeez get a clue you clown. i forgot to credit it from GS website but i did so in a differnt story a few posts above it. the photshop was awesome btw [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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I believed you wrote it.

[Squareview]

L0L@ THE GUY COMMING IN ON A NEW ACCT JUST TO CLAIM HIS RAILBIRD WRITING. get a grip bro who fing cares. 2+2 sucks now.

[MrTimCaum]

im pretty sure i played with davood today. he was hilarious.