Beat: Police Caught Me Mid-Public Urination, MS PAINT

[captZEEbo]

wait...were you drinking and driving at the time?

Also, what did you say to the cop to talk them out of the ticket?

[stewartkev]

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wait...were you drinking and driving at the time?

Also, what did you say to the cop to talk them out of the ticket?

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No, walked home. I live in the town for the next 6 weeks til I move.

My recollections of the conversation aren't perfect, but he asked me what I was doing, I made up some story about feeling sick and then he found the "evidence". He asked if there was anything else I wanted to say, so admitted it, spun a story about at least it wasn't on the street or doorway and that I went behind a wall so I wasn't "exposing" myself. They checked I wasn't wanted for anything and took my name and address.

Variance: I was about 200 yards from home!

[Lurker.]