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Old 06-01-2007, 07:46 AM
TheRenaissance TheRenaissance is offline
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Default Re: How often do you get physically annoyed playing poker?

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Things I've done:

When I lived with my parents, pulled the matress off my single bed and stuffed it out of the second floor window. Got my metal baseball bat out and sprinted into the back garden where i beat said matress full on for about 20 minutes before feeling silly and dragging it back upstairs.

Sat in my chair after a bad beat screaming like a girl until I lost my voice.

Playing 50/100 limited hold them hu. Lost about 8 pots in a row. Calmly ticked the sit out button, unplugged Nintendo 64 from tv (removing Goldeneye first obv.) walked downstairs and got a massive claw hammer from the tool box and smashed N64 into tiny pieces. No shouting or anythin this time, had a sick bastard calm face like De Niro in Goodfellas when he's stamping on that guys head in the bar. Then cleaned it all up and carried on playing.

Smashed/threw/pulled apart about 15 mice. I even crushed one little Microsoft cordless laptop one into pieces with one hand. Plenty of keyboards too.

I don't play much poker now.

One of my friends actually ripped a door off its hinges and broke it over his own head. He need stitches and a new door cost over a hundred quid.

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lol wtf
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