How often do you get physically annoyed playing poker?

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f) jerk off violently after a bad beat

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And then it just becomes one vicious cycle [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Ineedaride2]

I went to the pet store and bought a dog, just so I could beat it.

[Bluffoon]

I am so numb to beats anymore that its hard to get more than a cmon out of me.

A couple of years ago though I took a series of rapid fire beats and the next thing I knew I ws standing up and my big bulky chair was fifteen feet across the room wedged in the wall about three feet up.

[studmuffin]

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a) Usually once per donkament where someone makes a super donkey play against me or I screw up, I start screaming censored words pretty loudly for a few seconds.

b) After taking a bad beat I will often beat the crap out of this old girlfriend I have, like I wail on it. I accept it as part of the game but I don't have to like it.

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[rwesty]

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I am so numb to beats anymore that its hard to get more than a cmon out of me.

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[DMC0627]

Never kick your dog or cat, they would have told you to raise more preflop had they been asked.

[Beesnuts]

definitley guilty of a,b and c. I usually just take my Phil Hellmuth book and smash it against the wall/desk/roomates face, screaming "I PLAYED IT JUST LIKE YOU SAID!!! [censored]!!!!11"

[holyfield5]

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I am so numb to beats anymore that its hard to get more than a cmon out of me.

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for some reason i laughed my ass off harder picturing a CMON moreso than throwing a keyboard. let it out bro.

[AJackson]

f. spending the rest of the night drinking which is exactly what I am doing after the biggest donkey ever challenges me to move up from 200NL to 1000NL, stacks me in the first 20 hands and then leaves.

I've done a and b occasionally.

I couldn't imagine breaking anything

[deaders]

a and b nearly every day, I dont yell loudly enough for the whole house to hear though. I have anger issues.