Things your close ones has said that surprised/shocked you.

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My Uncle:
"I can't say who, but I've been with a mother and daughter at the same time. "(I'm 99% sure it has to be my aunt and his adult stepdaughter.)

My stepdad, who is a mechanic and probably the most macho/conservative blue collar stereotype you could imagine, talking to a bunch of co-workers about a pain in the ass customer:
"If that old man doesn't shut up I'm going to go over there and [censored] him."