Things your close ones has said that surprised/shocked you.

[siccjay]

Me: Scott (my brother) does coke?

Dad: Yeah, but not enough to hurt him.

[JasonK]

Wife: I hate you.

[pokergrader]

GF: We're through

[killsadie]

i feel with your dad OP, some little kid threw a tennis ball at my car, i got out and bitched him out because hes a dumb little kid and im much larger and stronger than him.

[mikeysong]

I rarely look at other sections on 2p2 but I'm bored. Soon as I saw the topic on this one, I smiled.

I'll be visiting this section more often now : )

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i feel with your dad OP, some little kid threw a tennis ball at my car, i got out and bitched him out because hes a dumb little kid and im much larger and stronger than him.

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i laughed out loud.

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My 17 year old brother talking to my dad:

Brother: "I would hate going to prison. No way I could do it."

Dad: "Oh yeah, you would completely be someone's bitch."

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LOL

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Me: Honey, that woman doesn't have her top on?!?
Her: Want to borrow my sunglasses?

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awww she understands!

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My dads best friend talking to me when I was about 20 and really pissed at my dad.

Him: You remember when you were younger, about ten, and your dads friend came over to visit and stay with your family for a few weeks from Sydney?

Me: Yeah, so what?

Him: Well, your dad caught him screwing your mum on the kitchen table. Just thought you should know that.

Me: [img]/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img]

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LOL WOW.

[MegaloMialo]

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Me: Scott (my brother) does coke?

Dad: Yeah, but not enough to hurt him.

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Haha, that's brilliant