Beat: cute girl at video store is totally barking mad + MSPAINT

[Little_Luck]

Standard.

[CPHoya]

Jiggy, I'm pregnant. It's yours. I'm sure. I'm sitting here looking at the test and it's positive. I'm so scared.

[ICallHimGamblor]

Do NOT take her to your place or give her your number.

Secks the bajeezus out of her at her place, though.

[LionelHutz00]

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Do NOT take her to your place or give her your number.

Secks the bajeezus out of her at her place, though.

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winner

[Jiggymike]

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Jiggy, I'm pregnant. It's yours. I'm sure. I'm sitting here looking at the test and it's positive. I'm so scared.

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you can try to win your child support this Thursday...highly dubious you will succeed, though.

[Five-Star]

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Jiggy, I'm pregnant. It's yours. I'm sure. I'm sitting here looking at the test and it's positive. I'm so scared.

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you can try to win your child support this Thursday...highly dubious you will succeed, though.

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Are you holding a raffle for the mothers of all your love babies?

[im a model]

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It was all I could do to GTFO the phone with her. "I have another call. I have to go to the math lab"

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then did she say that she would meet you at the meth lab?

[DigitalDeuce]

nuff said

[T-God]

This thread is great.

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I'm not getting sexually harassed right now

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Is pretty awesome.

Edit cuz too many words were in fact the same word