Post your euphemisms for going number 2

[oddjob]

take the skinheads bowling
make a call on the big white phone in the bathroom
go boom boom

[stazbornak2]

pinch a loaf

[stazbornak2]

farts:
the toothless one speaks

[Butcho22]

Can't remember the movie but this little girls is telling her dad she has to go #2 while driving in the car....he says hold it....she says, "But dad, I'm prairie doggin it!"

[Quanah Parker]

I just say I gotta take a big stinky 2 + 2.

[LegoDoom]

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Can't remember the movie but this little girls is telling her dad she has to go #2 while driving in the car....he says hold it....she says, "But dad, I'm prairie doggin it!"

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Rat Race? I don't know why I know that.

[___SK___]

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Can't remember the movie but this little girls is telling her dad she has to go #2 while driving in the car....he says hold it....she says, "But dad, I'm prairie doggin it!"

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Rat Race? I don't know why I know that.

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Cause it was the only funny part of the movie.

[Kamakaze22]

Exfeciate

Build an underwater log cabin

Rerecord Human Clay

Drop some Cosbies

Evacuate the Refugees

Make Doody

Bonus Answer:
for having to piss and [censored] at the same time is #3