Entourage- 4/29

[NLfool]

thx for the headsup. LOL@ your avatar

Clerk: Well, you'll probably want the accessory kit. Holster...
Homer: Oh, yeah.
Clerk: Bandolier.
Homer: Baby.
Clerk: Silencer.
Homer: Mmhmm.
Clerk: Loudener.
Homer: <drools>
Clerk: Speed-cocker.
Homer: Ooh, I like the sound of that.
Clerk: And this is for shooting down police helicopters.
Homer: Oh, I don't need anything like that...yet. Just give me my gun.
Clerk: Sorry, the law requires a five-day waiting period. We've got to run a background check.
Homer: Five days? But I'm mad now! I'd kill you if I had my gun!
Clerk: Yeah, well, you don't.

I'm sorry I lied to you, Marge. But this gun had a hold on me. I felt this incredible surge of power, like God must feel when he's holding a gun