Should I take his girlfriend

[vexel77]

Hate to break it to you but your his friend only becasue you say you are. Instead of asking yourself can i steal his bird, id be asking myself some more important questions like:
1) Do I actually have any real friends that would trust me to be alone with their wives/gfs.
2) Do i give a [censored] about anyone else other than myself in this life?
3) Etc, Etc, Etc...