Cheating on your wife

[lostsoul]

I wil say I have went hogging my share more then my share. Usually half way through it I sober up or realize what I am doing and get mad at myself for nails this fat ugly bitch. Then I start pulling there hair as much as I can doing everything wrong I can imagine. basically seeing what I can get away with. Donkey punch, dirty sanchez, Ass to mouth, anything and everything

[illuminati]

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I wil say I have went hogging my share more then my share. Usually half way through it I sober up or realize what I am doing and get mad at myself for nails this fat ugly bitch. Then I start pulling there hair as much as I can doing everything wrong I can imagine. basically seeing what I can get away with. Donkey punch, dirty sanchez, Ass to mouth, anything and everything

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lmao [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

PICTURES before your [censored] gets old

[lostsoul]

I might show pics. I will find some from the earlier city I lived in. I will have to find some of them. I know how train wrecks go on here. I am not going to let someone on here blow everything for me.

[whoisthedrizzle]

your wife sounds hot, pm me her cell number so i can give her the oral pleasure


ps: she's prob cheating on you too lollll

[Georgia Avenue]

OP is a troll and not a very interesting one.

I like ipott more BETTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[lostsoul]

I met one girl off of this dateline at a bar near a hotel I was staying at. I forget what I had told her on the phone. I was pretty trashed before I even called the number. She told me she was a big girl. At that point in the night I didn't care so I said come on down. I figure at least I could get head from her. She sows up. 5'4 210 probablly. ugly also. I start ordering shots when she walks through the door. I remember telling her I what I was wearing. Luckily I had a jacket on. So I sat at the bar and acted like I was just there drinking alone. After about 20 minutes she starts trolling the bar. Hitting on the guys there and finally gets to me. She intorduces herself. I talk to her for a minute. She starts to hit on me. So figure why not have some fun. So I tell her That all I want to do is [censored]. I look her in the eye and tell her that I will go home with her if I can stick it in her ass and then have her suck me off and blow my load on her face.Shesat there for a sec and said well the guy I was suppose to meet blew me off, and I am horny so why not. We went out to her van and did that. Then while she was getting dressed I told her I was going back in for another drink and for her to do the same. I walked into the bar and walked right out the back door.

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She sows up. 5'4 210

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I don't know if the misspelling was intentional, but I lol'd.

[Tyler Durden]

lostsoul = most accurate 2p2 handle ever

[lostsoul]

U are right there. One thing I was curious are u the same tyler durden from the book "the Game"? Reading some of your posts it would make alot of sense

[Maple Leafs]

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dirty sanchez

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Screech?