SSNL [cheese] thread: APRIL 2007 Pt 2(nc)

[tufat23]

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does anyone know who fitboy912 is on party?

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yes. at 2/4? he's solid

[Kilillan]

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Just wrote email to hot chick from dinner tonight. This is the email. Killian take notes:

"Dear XXX,

Hey just wanted to say thanks for dinner. Sorry to see that you are kind of stressed right now but I'm sure you'll be fine. Anyway if you'd be willing to let me repay you I'd love to treat you to dinner somewhere on Nassau st. So if you like free non-dorm food let me know. I should warn you though that I won't put out on a first date no matter how much sweet-talking you try.

Cheers,

-Shpanko"

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Take notes people, this is how its done.

Shpanko should recieve a custom title. Official SSNL P-I-M-P

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Meh, I've seen better.

Didn't see korean girl that asked me for drinks

I saw her in the morning, but not at class before school, break or after school, so nothing happened?

A problem I have is all the korean girls in the school have a clique. Which eliminates me hitting on one, failing and moving on, since they TALK.

So I have to like.. pick one and go with it.

hmm.

[Ratamahatta]

God damn I hate poker!

[Ratamahatta]

Really, really hate!

[Ratamahatta]

Can't win without giving someone a bad beat.

Party Poker
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$0.50/$1 Blinds
5 Players
LegoPoker HH Converter

<u>Hero (SB): $101.40</u>
<u>BB: $35.68</u>
<font color="black">UTG: $145.40</font>
CO: $100
<u>BTN: $89.61</u>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG calls $1, CO folds, BTN calls $1, Hero calls $0.50, BB checks

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($4) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $3</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $6</font>, UTG folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $9</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $25.50</font>, BB calls $19.50, BTN calls $16.50

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($80.50) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $26.50</font>, BB calls all-in for $9.18, BTN calls $26.50

<font color="black">River:</font> ($142.68) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players - 1 All-In)
<font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $48.40</font>, BTN calls all-in for $36.61
Uncalled bet of $11.79 returned to Hero

Pot Size: $215.90

BB had T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Tens full of Queens)
BTN had 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Threes full of Queens)
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Queens full of Threes)

[pdoran10]

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Can't win without giving someone a bad beat.

Party Poker
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$0.50/$1 Blinds
5 Players
LegoPoker HH Converter

<u>Hero (SB): $101.40</u>
<u>BB: $35.68</u>
<font color="black">UTG: $145.40</font>
CO: $100
<u>BTN: $89.61</u>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG calls $1, CO folds, BTN calls $1, Hero calls $0.50, BB checks

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($4) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $3</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $6</font>, UTG folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $9</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $25.50</font>, BB calls $19.50, BTN calls $16.50

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($80.50) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $26.50</font>, BB calls all-in for $9.18, BTN calls $26.50

<font color="black">River:</font> ($142.68) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players - 1 All-In)
<font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $48.40</font>, BTN calls all-in for $36.61
Uncalled bet of $11.79 returned to Hero

Pot Size: $215.90

BB had T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Tens full of Queens)
BTN had 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Threes full of Queens)
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Queens full of Threes)

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101 on why not to complete in the SB with Q3s?

[bpc009]

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A problem I have is all the korean girls in the school have a clique. Which eliminates me hitting on one, failing and moving on, since they TALK.

So I have to like.. pick one and go with it.

hmm.

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Don't pick! Or at least make sure it doesn't look as though you're picking.

If you really hunt one and it goes awry then she'll pass on the info to the others and it will make it much more difficult to get any of them.

Instead you should befriend them all and let a hookup happen organically. This also has the added benefit that if something doesn't work out, it 's much less likely that the group will look negatively upon you, which in turn puts you in line for a possibly double-dip.

Enjoy!

[Ratamahatta]

Meeeh. Villains were monkeys. BB called a 3bet w/ 75 pf once and rr ai 3 ways on A high board without a pair or a draw. BTN open-limped w/ QQ from SB once.

I don't usualy do that, but they were waiting to get stacked.

[Rainclouds]

Got one outed again

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t200 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP2 (t5130)
MP3 (t480)
CO (t870)
Button (t2512)
SB (t4235)
Hero (t2680)
UTG (t7498)
UTG+1 (t6820)
MP1 (t4975)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, MP2 calls t200, MP3 calls t200, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, Hero checks.

Flop: (t700) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, MP2 checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP3 bets t280 (All-In)</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t900</font>, MP2 calls t900.

Turn: (t2780) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t1580 (All-In)</font>, MP2 calls t1580.

River: (t5940) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t5940
Results:
Hero has 9c 9h (full house, nines full of eights).
MP2 has 8c 8d (four of a kind, eights).
MP3 has 5d 4d (one pair, eights).
Outcome: MP2 wins t5940.

[billyjex]

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Can't win without giving someone a bad beat.

Party Poker
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$0.50/$1 Blinds
5 Players
LegoPoker HH Converter

<u>Hero (SB): $101.40</u>
<u>BB: $35.68</u>
<font color="black">UTG: $145.40</font>
CO: $100
<u>BTN: $89.61</u>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG calls $1, CO folds, BTN calls $1, Hero calls $0.50, BB checks

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($4) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $3</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $6</font>, UTG folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $9</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $25.50</font>, BB calls $19.50, BTN calls $16.50

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($80.50) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $26.50</font>, BB calls all-in for $9.18, BTN calls $26.50

<font color="black">River:</font> ($142.68) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players - 1 All-In)
<font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $48.40</font>, BTN calls all-in for $36.61
Uncalled bet of $11.79 returned to Hero

Pot Size: $215.90

BB had T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Tens full of Queens)
BTN had 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Threes full of Queens)
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Queens full of Threes)

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101 on why not to complete in the SB with Q3s?

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You guys are nits. Completing is fine.