You know you play too much poker if...

[Kiddmother]

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your mother offers to give you an allowance to stop playing poker, and then not know how to respond when she offers £500/month (note: she thinks its a lot)

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LOL -- I told my kid to start paying me $500/month to obtain my approval of his poker playing [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[BallinPro]

When you try and get a read on a cars salesman and when he tells you thats his best offer you say "YOUR BLUFFING"

[The B]

when you refer to garbage and trash as "muck"

[mr_whomp]

1. when you go out you steal [censored] and think it's not a big deal since you are just taking the rake.

2. you are posting on BBV when you have a final in 3 hours. Ugh.

[Grey]

When I'm driving I see people's license plates and think of them as "the board". Seriously. I have pulled up at a red light and thought to myself "damn that's a scary board". Yes, actual thought. More than once.

[The B]

when your buddies are all doing something cool/fun but your GF wants you to do something gay/boring and you tell her,"you're getting pot odds to chill w/ your boys"

[Gullanian]

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[TheBo]

you move into an apartment even though it's a real dump, just because it's on 5th street.

[gongshow]

You rate chicks like starting hands

ex. Meh, she's like an A10 of clubs in early pos.

[Kevroc]

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I noticed that when I have to count something in my head I sometimes go like this:
1, 2, 3, ... , 9, 10, J, Q... huh... wtf?
This is probably because I have to count cards to make sure I actualy floped a straight with my TQ.

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