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Old 04-11-2007, 11:48 AM
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you shuffle the cardboard coasters at bars...
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Old 04-11-2007, 11:58 AM
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hahaaaa....id bet weve all tried this
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Old 04-11-2007, 12:11 PM
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Someone says something ridiculous in public and the first thing that pops into your head is the o rly owl.
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Old 04-11-2007, 12:26 PM
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well i can't top anything in this thread

but the day before yesterday, i didn't sleep at all,

so yesterday when i was in class, i shut my eyes and all i could think about is raising

and the next thing i know i shouted out "ALL IN" in class...

and i fell asleep thinking i actually raised him out of a pot with nothing
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Old 04-11-2007, 12:28 PM
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done so many things in this thread its not funny.

Used the term "leveled" last week and got a (live) lol from three people who thought I meant leveled as in demolishing a house. I just kept going like that is what I meant the whole time.

Also last night at pub trivia one of the topics was poker and everyone in my 8-person team immediately yelled out my name and handed me the answer sheet.
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Old 04-12-2007, 12:58 AM
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Default Re: You know you play too much poker if...

At baseball games you cant figure out why the boy that picks up the bats has "big blind" (BB) on his back of his jersey.

I try shuffling ipod videos at you cousins house because there are like 4 just sitting there next to my taco bell (brag?).

When I am hanging out with people i feel like im wasting my time and should be playing poker, but when im playing i feel like im missing out on my senior year in high school (brag?).
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Old 04-17-2007, 03:55 PM
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I'm always happy when something happens where nobody loses. In poker, I have to make somebody lose so that I can win. In sex, everybody wins and it makes it that much better! I seriously tell my GF this...not relating it to poker, just the fact that sex is so good because everybody wins.
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Old 04-17-2007, 04:28 PM
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I'm always happy when something happens where nobody loses. In poker, I have to make somebody lose so that I can win. In sex, everybody wins and it makes it that much better! I seriously tell my GF this...not relating it to poker, just the fact that sex is so good because everybody wins.

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you think..
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Old 04-11-2007, 10:14 PM
4ObliVioN4 4ObliVioN4 is offline
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Awesome thread.

Two things I say on a regular basis are "Nice hand" when someone does something well and "Nice catch" when someone gets lucky. SHIP IT!
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Old 04-11-2007, 10:36 PM
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I do a few from the thread. I peek under napkins and such like they're cards. The other one I do the most is applying multiple runs of situations in life. If I took this quiz 1 million times with this much preparedness, I'm probly lookin at about a 75% or whatever. Basically thinking about everything in terms of EV.
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