Best (online) players on 2+2?

[tomdemaine]

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No need to bring your moronic buddies into things. I wouldn't kill you, just choke you out to unconsiousness. Then I would bend down next to your exhausted body and taste your sweet tears. Maybe even fart right in your face with my pants down to degrade you.

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I've lost count, what level of sarcasm are we up to?