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[THAY3R]

[nath]

Oh, and when you add in the new Million structure, I'm having a good 72 hours

[LearnedfromTV]

Real hand from sit and go:

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PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t200 (3 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

SB (t7555)
BB (t4275)
Hero (t1670)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t400</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to t600</font>, BB calls t400, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t800</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to t1000</font>, BB calls t400, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t1200</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to t1400</font>, BB calls t400, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t1600</font>, SB calls t200, BB calls t200.

Flop: (t6225) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t45 (All-In)</font>, SB calls t45, BB calls t45.

Turn: (t6360) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>
SB checks, BB checks.

River: (t6360) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>
SB checks, BB checks.

Final Pot: t6360

Results below:
SB has Js Ad (one pair, queens).
BB has Th Kh (one pair, queens).
Hero has Kd Kc (two pair, kings and queens).
Outcome: Hero wins t6360.

[FGators]

Sunday Warmup...I try to pull off a nice squeeze given that all the pieces are there. A liberal raiser (but a good player), a bad player, and two tight ass blinds to act. Wheeeeeeee.

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FGators26 [7c Kh]
timkrank: folds
pearljam1012: folds
Brrwwwa: folds
AttyBubba: folds
bazzegutt: raises 600 to 900
urukhaj: calls 900
FGators26: raises 5580 to 6480 and is all-in
Seanlawn: folds
Andr4w: folds
bazzegutt: folds
urukhaj: calls 5580
*** FLOP *** [Ks 4d Tc]
*** TURN *** [Ks 4d Tc] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [Ks 4d Tc Ah] [7s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
urukhaj: shows [Jd Qd] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
FGators26: shows [7c Kh] (two pair, Kings and Sevens)
urukhaj collected 14310 from pot

[LearnedfromTV]

also if i keep losing 70/30s in the 33r sats i'm going to break something

[Soulman]

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Real hand from sit and go:

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That's fantastic, hahahahahahahahaha.

[MattSuspect]

Posted in BBV, but wow. I've never said a negative thing in my internet poker history. Thank god I woke up at 12:44 and late registered.

PokerStars Game #9083004088: Tournament #45258663, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (200/400) - 2007/03/25 - 14:00:37 (ET)
Table '45258663 71' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Fidoo (8825 in chips)
Seat 2: Divingducky (14365 in chips)
Seat 3: Davethebest (7200 in chips)
Seat 4: MattSuspect (11240 in chips)
Seat 5: MissWinter (6170 in chips)
Seat 6: Aramäer (15525 in chips)
Seat 7: biggsy (17025 in chips)
Seat 8: slesic (9425 in chips)
Seat 9: cjh2 (9500 in chips)
MattSuspect: posts small blind 200
MissWinter: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MattSuspect [9s 9c]
Aramäer: folds
biggsy: folds
slesic: calls 400
cjh2: folds
Fidoo: folds
Divingducky: folds
Davethebest: folds
MattSuspect: calls 200
MissWinter: checks
*** FLOP *** [Ad 5d Ah]
MattSuspect: checks
MissWinter: checks
slesic: bets 800
MattSuspect: raises 1200 to 2000
MissWinter: folds
slesic: raises 2000 to 4000
MattSuspect: raises 6840 to 10840 and is all-in
slesic: calls 5025 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Ad 5d Ah] [Kh]
*** RIVER *** [Ad 5d Ah Kh] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MattSuspect: shows [9s 9c] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
slesic: shows [Ks Ts] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
Fidoo said, "wow"
slesic collected 19250 from pot
MattSuspect said, "jesus"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 19250 | Rake 0
Board [Ad 5d Ah Kh Qh]
Seat 1: Fidoo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Divingducky folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Davethebest (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: MattSuspect (small blind) showed [9s 9c] and lost with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 5: MissWinter (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: Aramäer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: biggsy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: slesic showed [Ks Ts] and won (19250) with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 9: cjh2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

He knocked me out a few hands later ato &lt; kqo

[Sherman]

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PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t200 (3 handed)

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Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t400</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to t600</font>, BB calls t400, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t800</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to t1000</font>, BB calls t400, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t1200</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to t1400</font>, BB calls t400, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t1600</font>, SB calls t200, BB calls t200.

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This makes no sense to me.

[Jurollo]

$1600 into $1000 sats... no seat + buying in direct... F ME!!!

[LearnedfromTV]

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$1600 into $1000 sats... no seat + buying in direct... F ME!!!

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I won one earlier this week and the first one this morning, but I'm 0-8 since, with one still going.

God damn it these are so soft.