SSNL [cheese] thread: MARCH 2007 Pt. 2 (nc)

[4_2_it]

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In america, remembered how bad it sucked.

In the airport got an email from cute japanese girl saying she can't wait to meet me when I get back.
So I can't wait to get back.

I also got my balla FTP robe+FTP sandels+iPaq from ftp. Will post pictures.

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Pics of cute Japanese girl in a FTP bathrobe.

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FYP

[4_2_it]

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Whats the deal with Ultimate bet? Is it just me or is that place filled with regulars at the SSNL tables. Sometimes i sit with 5 other regulars at multiple tables I get up move and same thing.

At night it gets better and weekends but WTF? Anyone else see this? By the way this is a recent observation.

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Yeah UB really sucks lately imo.

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Games are very tight. I really think that a very loose and aggro strategy is the way. I am trying to get my VPIP above 25, but it is tough [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] 30/20 is probably optimal in that type of game. I have been testing out some new strategies there, but it is just not worth it for the long term. +5k in 8k hands though, so ship it!

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Looks like a complete failure to me [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[goofyballer]

[censored] QUATERNIONS THIS STUPID [censored] REFUSES TO WORK CORRECTLY I'VE BEEN PROGRAMMING FOR 7 HOURS HYACHACHAHHCAHAC

[pdoran10]

thanks for fixing your site, lee

[ASPoker8]

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Table 'OMFG LEE JONES!' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 6: ASPoker8 ($1000 in chips)
Seat 7: Kolotoure ($1000 in chips)
ASPoker8: posts small blind $5
Kolotoure: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ASPoker8 [Tc 9s]
ASPoker8: raises $990 to $1000 and is all-in
Kolotoure: calls $990 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [6s Jh 6d]
Kolotoure said, "OMG NOT AGAIN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
*** TURN *** [6s Jh 6d] [Qc]
*** RIVER *** [6s Jh 6d Qc] [5c]
Kolotoure said, "Busto, GG Life"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Kolotoure: shows [7d 9d] (a pair of Sixes)
ASPoker8: shows [Tc 9s] (a pair of Sixes - Queen+Jack+Ten kicker)
ASPoker8 collected $1999 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2000 | Rake $1
Board [6s Jh 6d Qc 5c]
Seat 6: ASPoker8 (button) (small blind) showed [Tc 9s] and won ($1999) with a pair of Sixes
Seat 7: Kolotoure (big blind) showed [7d 9d] and lost with a pair of Sixes

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Wow how much money has Kolotoure lost coin flipping. This has got to prove how retarded flipping is. That along with Grimstarrs effort.

Work like hell to build a bankroll and then flip it away. Even if it is neutral EV, I think its super -EV for a players psychological mindset. Ie doing you balls coinflipping just makes you want to move up and win it back also makes it hard to move down and grind like you should after loosing what could have been a sizeable chunk of your roll.

Often you see this with live degens who may be very slight winning players then one day they do there asses playing in the pit and they come back to poker playing more retardedly trying to win it all back.

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LOL

This is a real hand, but I edited out the table name and the actual flipper and edited in some fake chat for the sake of SSNL comedy

In fact, Kolotoure's Stars s/n is not Kolotoure [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Oki-Oki]

yah stars is back time for more gamboooling

[Oki-Oki]

Except there are almsot no tables going atm

[Oki-Oki]

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Table 'OMFG LEE JONES!' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 6: ASPoker8 ($1000 in chips)
Seat 7: Kolotoure ($1000 in chips)
ASPoker8: posts small blind $5
Kolotoure: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ASPoker8 [Tc 9s]
ASPoker8: raises $990 to $1000 and is all-in
Kolotoure: calls $990 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [6s Jh 6d]
Kolotoure said, "OMG NOT AGAIN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
*** TURN *** [6s Jh 6d] [Qc]
*** RIVER *** [6s Jh 6d Qc] [5c]
Kolotoure said, "Busto, GG Life"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Kolotoure: shows [7d 9d] (a pair of Sixes)
ASPoker8: shows [Tc 9s] (a pair of Sixes - Queen+Jack+Ten kicker)
ASPoker8 collected $1999 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2000 | Rake $1
Board [6s Jh 6d Qc 5c]
Seat 6: ASPoker8 (button) (small blind) showed [Tc 9s] and won ($1999) with a pair of Sixes
Seat 7: Kolotoure (big blind) showed [7d 9d] and lost with a pair of Sixes

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Wow how much money has Kolotoure lost coin flipping. This has got to prove how retarded flipping is. That along with Grimstarrs effort.

Work like hell to build a bankroll and then flip it away. Even if it is neutral EV, I think its super -EV for a players psychological mindset. Ie doing you balls coinflipping just makes you want to move up and win it back also makes it hard to move down and grind like you should after loosing what could have been a sizeable chunk of your roll.

Often you see this with live degens who may be very slight winning players then one day they do there asses playing in the pit and they come back to poker playing more retardedly trying to win it all back.

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LOL

This is a real hand, but I edited out the table name and the actual flipper and edited in some fake chat for the sake of SSNL comedy

In fact, Kolotoure's Stars s/n is not Kolotoure [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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Fair enough, my feelings and opinions on coinflipping stand. This comes from a person that 3 way flipped at the Aussie Millions for 2k each

[Kilillan]

Trip to America has sucked hard so far.

"Hey mom, remember when I said I was making huge amounts of money playing poker? Well I spent most of it on drugs and now I'm on a losing streak, can I borrow 3k?"

Also

"Mom: So do you have a girlfriend yet?
Me: No... why?
Mom: You're not... gay are you?
Me: ...
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"Mom: So do you have a girlfriend yet?
Me: No... why?
Mom: You're not... kolotoure are you?
Me: ...
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