B&M Cliches

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When two guys turn over the same hand and chop the pot, one guy (usually the older, nittier one) always has to say, "You play that junk?!" with a knowing wink, indicating to everyone he has a sense of humor -- because, you see, HE played the SAME cards!


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Wow. Lighten up dude. I've actually never heard that one before but I may have to borrow it.

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I had like ten of these in mind when I decided I was going to start this thread, but I forgot some.

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Yeah, me too.
For my money though nothing beats the Ax guy who gets outkicked at showdown, shakes his head and says "that's the THIRD time that's happened today".