Official March [censored] thread

[JSchnett]

nobody runs as bad as me, nobody

everybody can go [censored] themselves i hate poker

[WarDekar]

Okay, this is in $55+R+A to become CL with 10k in the rebuy period:

PokerStars Game #8794397826: Tournament #44300860, $50+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/03/08 - 00:46:33 (ET)
Table '44300860 13' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: timkrank (3425 in chips)
Seat 2: gigigigigi (1495 in chips)
Seat 3: Avril23 (4100 in chips)
Seat 4: **ESTRELAO** (2665 in chips)
Seat 5: TheDragon (3085 in chips)
Seat 6: Kcannon (990 in chips)
Seat 7: WarDekar (5665 in chips)
Seat 8: SNo0oWMAN (2725 in chips)
Seat 9: idolaf (4500 in chips)
Avril23: posts small blind 25
**ESTRELAO**: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to WarDekar [Td Th]
TheDragon: folds
Kcannon: folds
WarDekar: raises 150 to 200
Kcannon said, "lol"
SNo0oWMAN: folds
idolaf: raises 450 to 650
timkrank: folds
gigigigigi: folds
Avril23: folds
**ESTRELAO**: folds
WarDekar: raises 1100 to 1750
idolaf: calls 1100
*** FLOP *** [7s Jh Ts]
Kcannon said, "I agree"
WarDekar: checks
idolaf: bets 2750 and is all-in
WarDekar: calls 2750
Kcannon said, "NOW GIMME SOME CHIPS"
*** TURN *** [7s Jh Ts] [4d]
*** RIVER *** [7s Jh Ts 4d] [5s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
WarDekar: shows [Td Th] (three of a kind, Tens)
idolaf: shows [As Qs] (a flush, Ace high)
idolaf collected 9075 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 9075 | Rake 0
Board [7s Jh Ts 4d 5s]
Seat 1: timkrank folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: gigigigigi (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Avril23 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: **ESTRELAO** (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: TheDragon folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Kcannon folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: WarDekar showed [Td Th] and lost with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 8: SNo0oWMAN folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: idolaf showed [As Qs] and won (9075) with a flush, Ace high



Then a few hands later, to basically eliminate me before the add-on:

PokerStars Game #8794436075: Tournament #44300860, $50+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/03/08 - 00:49:51 (ET)
Table '44300860 13' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: timkrank (3375 in chips)
Seat 2: gigigigigi (2045 in chips)
Seat 3: Avril23 (4075 in chips)
Seat 4: **ESTRELAO** (2565 in chips)
Seat 5: TheDragon (3035 in chips)
Seat 6: Kcannon (990 in chips)
Seat 7: WarDekar (1165 in chips)
Seat 8: SNo0oWMAN (2675 in chips)
Seat 9: idolaf (8725 in chips)
TheDragon: posts small blind 25
Kcannon: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to WarDekar [Kd Kh]
WarDekar: raises 100 to 150
SNo0oWMAN: folds
idolaf: folds
timkrank: folds
gigigigigi: calls 150
Avril23: folds
**ESTRELAO**: folds
TheDragon: folds
Kcannon: raises 840 to 990 and is all-in
WarDekar: raises 175 to 1165 and is all-in
gigigigigi: folds
Kcannon said, "nh"
*** FLOP *** [5h 9d Qh]
*** TURN *** [5h 9d Qh] [4h]
*** RIVER *** [5h 9d Qh 4h] [Ac]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Kcannon: shows [Qd Qc] (three of a kind, Queens)
WarDekar: shows [Kd Kh] (a pair of Kings)
WarDekar said, "or not, today is not my day"
Kcannon collected 2155 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2155 | Rake 0
Board [5h 9d Qh 4h Ac]
Seat 1: timkrank folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: gigigigigi folded before Flop
Seat 3: Avril23 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: **ESTRELAO** (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: TheDragon (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Kcannon (big blind) showed [Qd Qc] and won (2155) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 7: WarDekar showed [Kd Kh] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 8: SNo0oWMAN folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: idolaf folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[BGnight]

Brag: 6th in Stars 35k guaranteed today. +$1800.
I should play donkaments more often. Cash games are wearing me thin.

[cappla011]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME ARE YOU KIDDING ME ARE YOU KIDDING ME DID HE REALLY JUST CALL THE RIVER WITH THAT I KNOW I DIDNT LOSE BUT SERIOUSLY COME ON!!!!!!


Seat 1: GSakaMR_NINE (5862 in chips)
Seat 2: Moby1Kanobi (4165 in chips)
Seat 3: clc500 (8856 in chips)
Seat 4: cappla011 (2673 in chips)
Seat 5: funky_parrot (6886 in chips)
Seat 6: SirJoker (4245 in chips)
Seat 7: nmutua (3480 in chips)
Seat 8: ICCARUSS (9350 in chips)
Seat 9: cgambina (1086 in chips)
cgambina: posts small blind 75
GSakaMR_NINE: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to cappla011 [7s 7h]
Moby1Kanobi: folds
clc500: calls 150
cappla011: raises 450 to 600
funky_parrot: folds
SirJoker: folds
nmutua: folds
cgambina is disconnected
ICCARUSS: calls 600
cgambina is connected
cgambina: folds
GSakaMR_NINE: folds
clc500: calls 450
*** FLOP *** [2c Qd Ts]
clc500: checks
cappla011: checks
ICCARUSS: checks
*** TURN *** [2c Qd Ts] [Qh]
clc500: checks
cappla011: bets 600
cgambina said, "helo"
cgambina is disconnected
ICCARUSS: folds
cgambina is connected
clc500: calls 600
*** RIVER *** [2c Qd Ts Qh] [Tc]
clc500: checks
cappla011: bets 1050
clc500: calls 1050
*** SHOW DOWN ***
cappla011: shows [7s 7h] (two pair, Queens and Tens)
clc500: shows [7c 7d] (two pair, Queens and Tens)
clc500 collected 2663 from pot
cappla011 collected 2662 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5325 | Rake 0
Board [2c Qd Ts Qh Tc]
Seat 1: GSakaMR_NINE (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Moby1Kanobi folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: clc500 showed [7c 7d] and won (2663) with two pair, Queens and Tens
Seat 4: cappla011 showed [7s 7h] and won (2662) with two pair, Queens and Tens
Seat 5: funky_parrot folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: SirJoker folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: nmutua folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: ICCARUSS (button) folded on the Turn
Seat 9: cgambina (small blind) folded before Flop

[shaundeeb]

yes I got it in bad but his call sucks the flop is great and the turn obv sucks was soo card dead too for last hour.

PokerStars Game #8823904649: Tournament #44301133, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (800/1600) - 2007/03/09 - 22:01:06 (ET)
Table '44301133 16' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: shaundeeb (14354 in chips)
Seat 2: dmkai3 (18098 in chips)
Seat 4: mingaw (13550 in chips)
Seat 7: El tercero (44618 in chips)
Seat 8: DWDuck2 (43107 in chips)
Seat 9: Kltpzyxm (34686 in chips)
shaundeeb: posts the ante 75
dmkai3: posts the ante 75
mingaw: posts the ante 75
El tercero: posts the ante 75
DWDuck2: posts the ante 75
Kltpzyxm: posts the ante 75
shaundeeb: posts small blind 800
dmkai3: posts big blind 1600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [2d Qd]
mingaw: folds
El tercero: folds
DWDuck2: folds
Kltpzyxm: folds
shaundeeb: raises 12679 to 14279 and is all-in
dmkai3: calls 12679
*** FLOP *** [Ac Kh Qs]
*** TURN *** [Ac Kh Qs] [2c]
*** RIVER *** [Ac Kh Qs 2c] [8h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
shaundeeb: shows [2d Qd] (two pair, Queens and Deuces)
dmkai3: shows [2s 2h] (three of a kind, Deuces)
dmkai3 collected 29008 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 29008 | Rake 0
Board [Ac Kh Qs 2c 8h]
Seat 1: shaundeeb (small blind) showed [2d Qd] and lost with two pair, Queens and Deuces
Seat 2: dmkai3 (big blind) showed [2s 2h] and won (29008) with three of a kind, Deuces
Seat 4: mingaw folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: El tercero folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: DWDuck2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Kltpzyxm (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[TwistedEcho]

[ QUOTE ]
yes I got it in bad but his call sucks the flop is great and the turn obv sucks was soo card dead too for last hour.

PokerStars Game #8823904649: Tournament #44301133, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (800/1600) - 2007/03/09 - 22:01:06 (ET)
Table '44301133 16' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: shaundeeb (14354 in chips)
Seat 2: dmkai3 (18098 in chips)
Seat 4: mingaw (13550 in chips)
Seat 7: El tercero (44618 in chips)
Seat 8: DWDuck2 (43107 in chips)
Seat 9: Kltpzyxm (34686 in chips)
shaundeeb: posts the ante 75
dmkai3: posts the ante 75
mingaw: posts the ante 75
El tercero: posts the ante 75
DWDuck2: posts the ante 75
Kltpzyxm: posts the ante 75
shaundeeb: posts small blind 800
dmkai3: posts big blind 1600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [2d Qd]
mingaw: folds
El tercero: folds
DWDuck2: folds
Kltpzyxm: folds
shaundeeb: raises 12679 to 14279 and is all-in
dmkai3: calls 12679
*** FLOP *** [Ac Kh Qs]
*** TURN *** [Ac Kh Qs] [2c]
*** RIVER *** [Ac Kh Qs 2c] [8h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
shaundeeb: shows [2d Qd] (two pair, Queens and Deuces)
dmkai3: shows [2s 2h] (three of a kind, Deuces)
dmkai3 collected 29008 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 29008 | Rake 0
Board [Ac Kh Qs 2c 8h]
Seat 1: shaundeeb (small blind) showed [2d Qd] and lost with two pair, Queens and Deuces
Seat 2: dmkai3 (big blind) showed [2s 2h] and won (29008) with three of a kind, Deuces
Seat 4: mingaw folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: El tercero folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: DWDuck2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Kltpzyxm (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[/ QUOTE ]

equity win tie pots won pots tied
Hand 0: 50.334% 49.39% 00.95% 6215338932 119416020.00 { 22 }
Hand 1: 49.666% 48.72% 00.95% 6131263428 119416020.00 { random }

boohoo. I call you there.

[shaundeeb]

that's an awful call with 11 left because it's his whole stack and I prob folding really awful hands like the ones you have crushed cept Q2 K2 and A2

[johnnyrocket]

i would call u here every time, u push every pot late with position, i am never throwing away a pair with a chance against u here