IM SO DIRTY

bottomset · #1 03-02-2007, 06:37 PM

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I'M LIFETIME +18.85BB/100 AT 100/200

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so you make 3x as many BB/100 at 100/200 than you do at 15/30 and you still play 15/30 talk about a beat

gehrig · #2 03-10-2007, 02:31 AM

so im playing this fish and hes real weak tight so i decide to raise any two on the button and then this hand happens

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Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $15/$30
2 players
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Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero calls.

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4SB, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2BB, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB raises, Hero 3-bets, BB caps, Hero calls.

River: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (10BB, 2 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero caps, BB calls.

Results:
Final pot: 18BB
Hero showed 3c 6h
BB mucks Ad Ac

then he goes on 5-10 minutes of monkeytilt but he combined his monkeytilt with a sick heater so hes up like 1.5k on me:

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Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $15/$30
2 players
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Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero caps, BB calls.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6.67SB, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB raises, Hero calls.

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5.33BB, 2 players)
BB bets, Hero calls.

River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (7.33BB, 2 players)
BB bets, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: 9.33BB
BB showed 5s 8s
Hero mucks Ad Js

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Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $15/$30
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero calls.

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4SB, 2 players)
BB bets, Hero calls.

Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3BB, 2 players)
BB bets, Hero calls.

River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5BB, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB calls.

Results:
Final pot: 7BB
BB showed 9c 5s
Hero showed 4c 6h

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Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $15/$30
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Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
SB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB caps, Hero calls.

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6.67SB, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets, Hero calls.

Turn: 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4.33BB, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets, Hero calls.

River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6.33BB, 2 players)
Hero bets, SB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB caps, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: 14.33BB
SB showed Tc 6c
Hero mucks 5c 5s
(lol @ putting 4 in on this river but w/e i think its right given his tilt)

everyone eventually busts v gehrig tho holla:

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Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $15/$30
2 players
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Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
SB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB caps, Hero calls.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6.67SB, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets, Hero calls.

Turn: 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4.33BB, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets, Hero calls.

River: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6.33BB, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: 8.33BB
SB showed 4d 5c
Hero showed 4h Ad

Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $15/$30
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
SB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB caps, Hero calls.

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6.67SB, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets, Hero raises, SB 3-bets, Hero caps, SB calls.

Turn: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (7.33BB, 2 players)
Hero bets, SB folds.
Uncalled bets: 1BB returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: 7.33BB
(lol wtf does he have. if he has queen high+ im pretty sure he puts me on t8 and shows down)

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Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $15/$30
2 players
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Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
SB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB caps, Hero calls.

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6.67SB, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets, Hero calls.

Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4.33BB, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets, Hero calls.

River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6.33BB, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB checks.

Results:
Final pot: 6.33BB
SB showed Jh 4s
Hero showed 7c 7h

Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $15/$30
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Hero raises, BB calls.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2.67SB, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB raises, Hero 3-bets, BB caps, Hero calls.

Turn: 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5.33BB, 2 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero caps, BB calls.

River: A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (13.33BB, 2 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, BB calls.

Results:
Final pot: 17.33BB
Hero showed 7s 7c
BB mucks 7h Ac

gehrig · #3 03-10-2007, 02:37 AM

god those hand histories dont really show how tilted he was. i guess bc i never made any pairs so he couldnt put that many BB in if im always folding

bbbushu · #4 03-10-2007, 06:59 PM

gehrig,

i'm usually scared to raise the river in that last one.

bbbushu

venom007 · #5 03-10-2007, 07:10 PM

LOL GEHRIG-- no wonder you got so upset at me in a previous thread......I was reading through this and saw you yelling at me for no reason (at the beginning) asking who the [censored] I was to post in your thread. Oh man that is good stuff, almost made a thread out of it.

Eagles · #6 03-10-2007, 07:22 PM

I will never understand limit

gehrig · #7 03-11-2007, 10:34 PM

[censored] INTERNET POKER IN THE [censored] EYE [censored] [censored] [censored]

Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $15/$30
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
SB raises, Hero calls.

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2.67SB, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets, Hero raises, SB 3-bets, Hero caps, SB calls.

Turn: 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5.33BB, 2 players)
Hero bets, SB calls.

River: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (7.33BB, 2 players)
Hero bets, SB calls.

Results:
Final pot: 9.33BB
SB showed 2h 4d
Hero showed Jh Ts

Teh1337zor · #8 07-23-2007, 06:31 PM

FullTiltPoker Game #3036984348: Table Leal (heads up) - $5/$10 - Limit Hold'em - 18:11:02 ET - 2007/07/23
Seat 1: Redskins5326 ($424)
Seat 2: Chap1946 ($73)
Redskins5326 posts the small blind of $2.50
Chap1946 posts the big blind of $5
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Redskins5326 [Jh Qh]
Redskins5326 raises to $10
Chap1946 raises to $15
Redskins5326 calls $5
*** FLOP *** [Ts 9h 9d]
Chap1946 checks
Redskins5326 bets $5
Chap1946 raises to $10
Redskins5326 calls $5
*** TURN *** [Ts 9h 9d] [As]
Chap1946 bets $10
Redskins5326 calls $10
*** RIVER *** [Ts 9h 9d As] [4c]
Chap1946 bets $10
Redskins5326 raises to $20
Chap1946 folds
Uncalled bet of $10 returned to Redskins5326
Redskins5326 mucks
Redskins5326 wins the pot ($89.50)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $90 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Ts 9h 9d As 4c]
Seat 1: Redskins5326 (small blind) collected ($89.50), mucked
Seat 2: Chap1946 (big blind) folded on the River

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