Cat Microwave Question More Explicitly Stated

[drunkencowboy]

carma = karma oops

[jackaaron]

If my only options are hack off hand/not hack off hand (as opposed to calling the police, beating him up, saving the cat, blah blah blah), then I have to go with:

Not hack off hand.

Would I want to hack off his hand? Most certainly. Just like I would literally kill that lady that was recently on trial for drowning all her kids. But, I'm not allowed to kill her because we have a system in place for dealing with things.

Why even have laws to protect us, and a system in place for delivering justice (hey, it's not perfect, but could it ever be?) if we can't abide by it?

Lastly, there are two main reasons you should not hack off his hand. One...you're not Police Enforcement or the Law, you have no right to take the law into your own "hands." And, Two...he is going to sue your @$$, and I'm about 85% sure he would win a substantial amount of money off of you.

[Mat Sklansky]

what if he's in your house with your cat?

now you can have your way with him, no?

[drunkencowboy]

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One...you're not Police Enforcement or the Law, you have no right to take the law into your own "hands."

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I think you mean "you're not Law Enforcement or the Police"...

What if the man killing the cat was a police officer?

[drunkencowboy]

I would probably light the cat on fire before he went into the microwave. This way the fire would be superheated to the plasma phase and besides putting on one hell of a show, it would kill the cat instantly.

and then i would cut off the guys hand and penis