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Old 02-23-2007, 05:20 PM
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Default Re: BRAG: had my first threesome (lolnohookeraments)

you are my hero!
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Old 02-23-2007, 05:24 PM
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Both girls combined O/U 295 -110
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Old 02-23-2007, 05:26 PM
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Best brag in a while.
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Old 02-23-2007, 05:30 PM
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Both girls combined O/U 295 -110

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bet my bankroll on the over
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Old 02-23-2007, 05:35 PM
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you're a f'ed up loser nation, feel pretty bad for you
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Old 02-23-2007, 05:37 PM
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Default Re: BRAG: had my first threesome (lolnohookeraments)

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I think when you are drunk, 5's irl = 2's sry bro

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He has hooked up with one of the girls before so he knows what she looks like when he is sober.

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yeah you are totally right forgot about that part..
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Old 02-23-2007, 05:53 PM
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PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (3 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

SB ($203.55)
BB ($65.90)
Hero ($99.50)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $3</font>, SB calls $2.50, BB calls $2.

Flop: ($9) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $8</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $20</font>, BB folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $60</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $200.55</font>, Hero calls $36.50 (All-In).

Turn: ($306.05) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($306.05) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $306.05

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has Qs Ks (one pair, threes).
Hero has 5s 2s (two pair, fives and threes).
Outcome: Hero wins $202. SB wins $104.05. </font>

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LOL
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Old 02-23-2007, 06:04 PM
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they were 5's but not fat 5's, just chubby

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Sure. (Semi NSFW)
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Old 02-23-2007, 07:20 PM
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you're a f'ed up loser nation, feel pretty bad for you

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This is gold.
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Old 02-23-2007, 08:23 PM
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Default Re: BRAG: had my first threesome (lolnohookeraments)

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2 5's = 1 10. How many people here have nailed a 10?

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WRONG

In case you didnt know, you use the pythagorean theorem for 3 way.

a^2 + b^2 = c^2

solving for c we get:

25 + 25 = c ^ 2
50 = c ^ 2
50 ^ [1/2] = c

so thats a little better than 7/10



However, with nations supposed track record, and lack of pictures of these fine ladies, we can only assume:

1^2 + 1^2 = c^2


[img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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This doesnt work b/c it would mean bagging 2 9's is only worth ~12 and 2 10's is worth about 14 when clearly they both deserve much higher.
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