Ask Howard about Oriental Massage Parlors

[Howard Beale]

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The place I used to go to was $70 at the door, and $30 tip got you an HJ. A table shower and 1 hour massage was included.

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I've never been to a massage parlor so don't laugh if this is stupid, but wtf is a table shower?

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They will have set up a seperate room with a rubberized table in it and a drain in the floor. She wets the table w/ warm water, you lay on your stomach, she wets you either with buckets of warm water or a shower nozzle and scrubs you up w/ a soapy sponge. Rinse, turn over, and repeat. EVERYTHING gets washed. You stand, she towels you dry. This might be the best part once you get older. Like me.