Ask Howard about Oriental Massage Parlors

[Brocktoon]

So the odds of walking into a random place that says "Asian" and "massage" anywhere on the sign in NYC and it NOT being a brothel are <1%?

I can only imagine the embarassment if you went into one of these places, it turned out to be 100% on the level, and once you got into the room you and girl weren't on the same page. I couldn't bear it.