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[TiltMonkey]

I too have read every single post. I cannot tear myself away and anxiously await the first derailment. This is [!@#$%] hilarious, and I agree with whoever said that the first guy to trainwreck this will be a GOD.

[TomCollins]

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I too have read every single post. I cannot tear myself away and anxiously await the first derailment. This is [!@#$%] hilarious, and I agree with whoever said that the first guy to trainwreck this will be a GOD.

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I'll post my trainwreck late tonight (unless tonights goes well), or tomorrow. For anyone wanting some foreshadowing, check out the Psychology forum.

[Clarkmeister]

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I too have read every single post. I cannot tear myself away and anxiously await the first derailment. This is [!@#$%] hilarious, and I agree with whoever said that the first guy to trainwreck this will be a GOD.

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I'll post my trainwreck late tonight (unless tonights goes well), or tomorrow. For anyone wanting some foreshadowing, check out the Psychology forum.

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She's a pretty cool chick, just wanted to know what the hell I'm getting into ahead of time.


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Ummmm, what you are "getting into" is a freaking challenge from OOT to bang this chick and direct her to this thread. failing that, you are to attempt to bang this check and post the results, and still direct her to this thread. C'mon Tom, keep focus.

[TomCollins]

I started talking to her before the challenge began. Anyway, I seem to be back on pace to join the challenge.

Trip Report: Wednesday

I had been talking to this one chick who seemed real cool. We plan to meet up Wednesday for dinner. Somehow I joke around that she might be a serial killer and would kill me, when she states "I wouldn't hurt other people." Which prompted me to ask "well does that mean you'd hurt yourself?" and she starts talking about how shes been cutting herself since she was 15. She's learned to cut where no one can see (I put that info away as a way to get her naked later), but hasn't done it in a month and a half. She also stopped going to college "for circumstances out of her control", which doesn't really mean anything but was enough foreshadowing. She's into a lot of dorky things I'm into, and seemed pretty cool, looked cute as hell, and figured it wouldn't be so bad.

So I meet her for dinner, (she was easy to find since she was 4'10). She looks real cute when I see her, but somehow from the waist down shes got huge ghetto-booty. She starts to walk all limped ass and stuff to the hostess. We have dinner, all is well. I have too much wine and begin acting stupid. She proceeds to tell me she has moved from cutting to burning. She comes over to my side of the booth and shows me these giant ass scars inside of her waist line. The girl probably would be real hot if she lost 25 lbs as well. Oh well, I'll put up with it since she seemed pretty cool. We finish dinner and go to play pool, but the pool hall is packed full. She craves cheesecake, so we go to Barnes & Noble and get some cheesecake for a while. She later tells me that shes bipolar and just got out of a mental hospital. We chat for a while, but I think my drunken stupidity scares her off. I haven't talked to her since. Pretty (*&*ed up for a first date.

So I had been talking to a few other girls, and one starts messaging me on AIM. We had previously joked about meeting up for some Italian Beer (she just got back from Italy), and she suggests we meet up tonight. The conversation somehow gets to hooking up, and she starts talking about how she got guys in Italy because of her huge boobs. She looked a little chunky but not terrible in her pictures. We agree to meet for dinner. I am not as prepared (played basketball at work, dressed kinda scrubby, showered at work, didn't shave), but figure to give it a shot. Dinner goes well, shes real easy to talk to, as cute as her pictures (usually girls are about 2 points higher in their pictures I've noticed). Dinner finishes fast, we have a few Mexican Martinis, and end up heading back to my place. We are both comfortably relaxed from the alcohol, get a movie, and watch it. She insists I'm not getting any until my 2nd date. So we watch a movie, I turn on my fireplace, goes alright. I get a little more than she promised, but not much. She says she really wants to see me again and more can happen then. I think she really wants it, so shouldn't take too long. Not my type really, but hell, it will be a good effort for OOT.

[antidan444]

I think TomCollins just jumped to the lead in the race for my $20.

[ononimo]

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I had been talking to this one chick who seemed real cool. We plan to meet up Wednesday for dinner. Somehow I joke around that she might be a serial killer and would kill me, when she states "I wouldn't hurt other people." Which prompted me to ask "well does that mean you'd hurt yourself?" and she starts talking about how shes been cutting herself since she was 15. She's learned to cut where no one can see (I put that info away as a way to get her naked later), but hasn't done it in a month and a half. She also stopped going to college "for circumstances out of her control", which doesn't really mean anything but was enough foreshadowing. She's into a lot of dorky things I'm into, and seemed pretty cool, looked cute as hell, and figured it wouldn't be so bad.

So I meet her for dinner, (she was easy to find since she was 4'10). She looks real cute when I see her, but somehow from the waist down shes got huge ghetto-booty. She starts to walk all limped ass and stuff to the hostess. We have dinner, all is well. I have too much wine and begin acting stupid. She proceeds to tell me she has moved from cutting to burning. She comes over to my side of the booth and shows me these giant ass scars inside of her waist line. The girl probably would be real hot if she lost 25 lbs as well. Oh well, I'll put up with it since she seemed pretty cool. We finish dinner and go to play pool, but the pool hall is packed full. She craves cheesecake, so we go to Barnes & Noble and get some cheesecake for a while. She later tells me that shes bipolar and just got out of a mental hospital. We chat for a while, but I think my drunken stupidity scares her off. I haven't talked to her since. Pretty (*&*ed up for a first date.

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she's a mentally unstable and overweight midget yet you worry that your drunkenness scared HER off?

[BWebb]

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I had been talking to this one chick who seemed real cool. We plan to meet up Wednesday for dinner. Somehow I joke around that she might be a serial killer and would kill me, when she states "I wouldn't hurt other people." Which prompted me to ask "well does that mean you'd hurt yourself?" and she starts talking about how shes been cutting herself since she was 15. She's learned to cut where no one can see (I put that info away as a way to get her naked later), but hasn't done it in a month and a half. She also stopped going to college "for circumstances out of her control", which doesn't really mean anything but was enough foreshadowing. She's into a lot of dorky things I'm into, and seemed pretty cool, looked cute as hell, and figured it wouldn't be so bad.

So I meet her for dinner, (she was easy to find since she was 4'10). She looks real cute when I see her, but somehow from the waist down shes got huge ghetto-booty. She starts to walk all limped ass and stuff to the hostess. We have dinner, all is well. I have too much wine and begin acting stupid. She proceeds to tell me she has moved from cutting to burning. She comes over to my side of the booth and shows me these giant ass scars inside of her waist line. The girl probably would be real hot if she lost 25 lbs as well. Oh well, I'll put up with it since she seemed pretty cool. We finish dinner and go to play pool, but the pool hall is packed full. She craves cheesecake, so we go to Barnes & Noble and get some cheesecake for a while. She later tells me that shes bipolar and just got out of a mental hospital. We chat for a while, but I think my drunken stupidity scares her off. I haven't talked to her since. Pretty (*&*ed up for a first date.

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she's a mentally unstable and overweight midget yet you worry that your drunkenness scared HER off?

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I was going to post the same [censored] thing. Dude, this chic is telling you how mentally unstable she is and you think a little alcohol is going to turn here off. You probably could have stood up, crapped on the table and wiped with her t-shirt and she wouldn't have cared.

[illusionS]

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You probably could have stood up, crapped on the table and wiped with her t-shirt and she wouldn't have cared.

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haha.. now that woulda been a story.

[ononimo]

excellent trip report by the way ... except for the inexcusable lack of profile links/pics.

[Stevolution]

Oh my god thats some funny [censored] Tom. Seriously, ononimo said it best, why the [censored] were you persuing sex with a psychotic midget? Even if you banged her, are you really gonna link her here? She'd probably KILL you Tom. KILL YOU.

But yeah great report.