Women are dirty

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

Women also make a bigger mess in the bathroom, or at least they did at the bar I worked at in college. The men's room was much better to clean than the women's. The guys might piss all over the floor, but you can just mop that up. The women leave all kinds of towels, tp, and whatever other random [censored] all over the floor and everything else. Half the bar's glassware is on the counter, and all the surfaces everywhere are all wet. The men's room might have a couple pint glasses or bottles on the counter or on top of the urinal, but that's about it.