having an orgasm in close proximity to a member of your family

[tommo]

from the other side of the story.

I was once in a car with my cousin on the way to a crew event. His girlfriend was in the car too and I was 'sleeping' in the back.

at some point I hear him say 'he can sleep through anything' and I know I'm in trouble so I cough a little and open my eyes.

unfortunately they don't notice and before long she is giving him head. I go back to sleep.

the funny thing is that later he gets angry at me for having sex the day before the crew event. He claims it affects your rowing ability. I was a pretty awkward kid though so I didn't make fun of him for the head thing...in retrospect I definitely should have.