How many ten year old girls..............

[gamblore99]

If I was in that situation, or my friend was being attacked by 10 year old girls, I would have smashed some faces.

[absoludicrous]

Was the child black?

[illeagle]

Do you really have to ask?

[private joker]

What do you do in this situation when you're getting the [censored] beat out of you by a 5th grader? I mean, you can't fight back in self defense, right? Because the second you strike a 10-year old you're in jail. So you have to just sit there and curl up in a fetal ball and take it.

[sonneti]

Surely there must be video of this :/

[Suigin406]

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What do you do in this situation when you're getting the [censored] beat out of you by a 5th grader? I mean, you can't fight back in self defense, right? Because the second you strike a 10-year old you're in jail. So you have to just sit there and curl up in a fetal ball and take it.

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u sure about the instajail thing?? i know it's embarassing to tussle with a kid, but self-defense can't save u here?? especially in a situation like this??

[DonkeyKongSr]

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What do you do in this situation when you're getting the [censored] beat out of you by a 5th grader? I mean, you can't fight back in self defense, right? Because the second you strike a 10-year old you're in jail. So you have to just sit there and curl up in a fetal ball and take it.

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u sure about the instajail thing?? i know it's embarassing to tussle with a kid, but self-defense can't save u here?? especially in a situation like this??

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Try explaining to a police officer that you knocked out a bunch of 10 year olds that attacked you for not saying you were sorry. I'm sure they'll believe you.

[BigSoonerFan]

I think I can take at least 30 of them....as long as I'm wearing a cup.

[2/325Falcon]

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Try explaining to a police officer that you knocked out a bunch of 10 year olds that attacked you for not saying you were sorry. I'm sure they'll believe you.

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That's also going to be a tough story to tell in the joint.

Con: What are you in for?
You: I beat the [censored] out of 8 ten-year old girls at Target.
Con: Give me your Jello™.