banging chicks from myspace.com

[siccjay]

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Hadn't checked this thread in awhile. I am appalled at how badly so many of you suck at this. Seriously. wtf is with that whole "inside?" [censored], omfg that is so [censored] stupid whoever thought that [censored] up should just hit himself in the face with a [censored] shovel, my god. I just did a quick search of women in my area and found a hot chick who I'd like to have sex with at some point in the future. Here is what I wrote to her:

"Hiya! If you haven't yet browsed through my profile, then you might not know that my name is Chase. Well, it is. Nice t'meetcha, or whatever one calls writing letters at random persons whom one has never met before. I guess this doesn't really qualify as meeting you.

I don't know you, and your profile failed to provide me with any significant clues regarding whether or not I think we'd get along alright. But that's okay, because you did post a pair of pictures that I find absolutely stunning. That's sort of why I'm writing this, because if you are anywhere near as awesome as you are gorgeous, then I think I'd like you one helluva lot.

I do apologize if that seems shallow, and I shouldn't blame you at all if you were to disregard what I've written for that very reason. However, I'd really appreciate it if you wrote back and let me know a bit about yourself. It would kick so much ass if we were to hit it off.

Hopefully I'll talk to you later. Right now I'm going to go make myself a big glass of chocolate milk. Yummy!"

I am considering taking 15-30 minutes or so of my time to make [censored] a profile that I think will score him lots of ass. I lack the motivation right now but maybe sometime in the future.

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This is lame as [censored]. No chicks will answer to this gay [censored] unless you are an underwear model.

[Dane S]

Lol it really is comically bad. Like it almost couldn't be any worse if he tried.

[Clarkmeister]

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I had two messages from a girl waiting for me. she moved though but I figure I can use this as practice

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well i dont live up there anymore. i moved back with my parents to azusa, california but i still like to talk to people up there. so tell me a bit about your self. you look cute

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and then

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i added you as my friend so you can accept or deny me. but i like the stuff about you, i love the killers. they are the best. even better in concert. so you play poker? well if i lived up there we could have played strip poker. well anyways its late so later

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yes strip poker would be awesome, especially with you [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

yeah I play poker which is nice but the best benefit is being able to set my own schedule and live a nice and easy going life which how I fancy myself. oh that and being good at strip poker

so why the move back to CA?

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yeah I am cute , but you look sexy!

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she seemed to respond nicely

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very good i like a confident man

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Nice. Always nice to have a backup plan in case you are bored some weekend.

[Boris]

I hope you didn't actually put this on your myspace profile. cuz if you did it would mean that you're not taking this getting laid thing seriously. it would also mean that you fear failure because you know nobody is gonna blow you if you put that pic on your profile. The pic can be your excuse.

[IggyWH]

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Say what are the forum's thoughts on that gigantic survey that every other person or so seems to have in their profiles? Is it worth doing it myself? Good to give girls more to comment on in your profile? Or is less more?

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I need to change my profile as mine was just originally to find some people I've lost touch with to do they "hey, how have you been" exchange for a couple messages and then not talk anymore.

That's why I have things like the survey and crap on there. If I'm going to follow thru on this, I need to change my profile to ain for the goal of trainwreck or pussywreck.

[IggyWH]

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What are you people using for your subject line when you send "inside?" messages. I've been alternating between "hey" and "..."

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I've just used a question mark.

[IggyWH]

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any thoughts on how I should approach her?

profile

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I <3 Russians, good luck with that!

[IggyWH]

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okay, i've got dates lined up for tomorrow afternoon, tomorrow night and wednesday. methodology follows....

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You have to post profile links so we can see what these chicks look like. Remember, we're not here to burn each other so full disclosure is not only a must, but also sacred.

[tom441lbk]

All those with game,

So after inside, if i get a questioning comment like: ???, or what?!!?!?

I usually lead with a "I was hoping you knew" then i adjourn to a whats up or something of the sort, or comment on their profile

[SackUp]

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okay, i've got dates lined up for tomorrow afternoon, tomorrow night and wednesday. methodology follows....

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You have to post profile links so we can see what these chicks look like. Remember, we're not here to burn each other so full disclosure is not only a must, but also sacred.

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And we don't believe you otherwise!