SFW Joke Thread

[BeeRye]

You gotta say it out loud.


Knock knock

Who's there?

I'm a pile up.

I'm a pile up who?

[metsandfinsfan]

[ QUOTE ]
You gotta say it out loud.


Knock knock

Who's there?

I'm a pile up.

I'm a pile up who?

[/ QUOTE ]

winnah

[bellytimber]

what does a cannibal get when he's late for dinner?

the cold shoulder


what's big, green, and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?

a pool table

[Apathy]

Why did the mushroom always get invited to the partys?


<font color="white"> Because he's a fun guy (funghi) </font>