banging chicks from myspace.com

[Spladle]

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I am pretty sure most girls would find me more attractive than you. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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impossible.

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Wait, you mean that's really you? [censored], I thought that was just a picture of some underwear model you'd found.

n/m I retract my statement. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[The Truth]

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i think the best, and easiest way to go is to send the most basic, simple message possible if cold-messaging someone.

the reason is, if that person looks at your profile and considers you attractive, then they will get back to you despite your simple email.

now that you know they are slighly interested, then you can attempt to be witty/funny/interesting.

this way you get to put out minimal initial effort, and if responded to, you know it is because of something other than your oh-so-clever message.

then again maybe my viewpoint is skewed, and most of you guys actually do need to try hard to differentiate yourselves and be "INTRIGUEING GUY".

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Na, we are more of this line of thought... We don't care if she really likes us or not. We want to have the ability to bang every girl we see on the net or else where.
In order to do this, we must hook them all from the start with words. Every girl isn't going to like our profile, no matter how perfect it is, too many types of girls. 1 line isn't going to work on all girls.

So, and interesting/ "INTRIGUEING GUY" opener is only way to get to our goal.

Different goals, different methods. You just got to determine what you want.

Profile thing is interesting though.
What qualities do we need to include/exclude?

I am thinking we need to make it very bare bones, since a wide range of perspective girls are going to be reading it.

We don't want to intially push anyone away, and we can rely on our ability to talk our way through the being attractive to her part.

I am thinking even where we are/ what we are doing in our picture is key. I am doing research. I'll let people know results who are interested.

blake

[Vavavoom]

Damn, I missed all the fun by not being on here last night...

I have been hunting on Myspace as well and am trying to find as many chicks within 50 miles of mine to see if I can pull this challenge off as well...

[censored] this was such an awesome idea !!!

Any chance of an update....?

[Jay.]

funniest thing from myspace so far, 'Wow, you look like Julia Roberts in that pic'

[Tony_P]

Response from a single woman in her 30's to my query on the "inside?" method:

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RE: Inside?
Body: LMFAO

Hm...lemme see... *scratches head*
Well...it might work on some chicks - they might respond. Myself? I wouldn't, most likely. However, I have responded to a couple of similar things, but I had no intention of sleeping/meeting/having a drink with that person; I was just trying to find out if they were as retarded as they sounded because I was bored.

So beware...if she does respond, the only reason may be because she really lives in Nigeria and wants you to send her money.

lol

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[katyseagull]

Spladle I agree with the others that your introduction is too wordy. You just go on and on. I like [censored]'s opener a lot better. It is intriguing. Brevity can be cool. Your entire introduction could be shortened to one line.


"Saw one of your pics - Yummy!!"

(I like this opener better.)

[The Truth]

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Spladle I agree with the others that your introduction is too wordy. You just go on and on. I like [censored]'s opener a lot better. It is intriguing. Brevity can be cool. Your entire introduction could be shortened to one line.


"Saw one of your pics - Yummy!!"

(I like this opener better.)

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I like this one better to.

blake

[Jay.]

.. without reading the rest of the thread i hope you haven't nailed her because she used to be a man.

[chuddo]

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.. without reading the rest of the thread i hope you haven't nailed her because she used to be a man.

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OoooEooooooooooooooh PAAAAAARTY POKAAAAH!

[Jay.]

... only up to page 5, 'inside?' sucks, if you haven't already nailed someone, get a picture of them, have stuey put a christmas hat on them (works best if their picture was naked) then send them that with a 'Hey etc'