WORST CALL EVER (if you can top this, lets see it)

[bdaddy]

tage #549796572: Holdem Normal $3/$6 - 2007-01-19 17:37:55 (ET)
Table: OAKLAND (Real Money) Seat #3 is the dealer
Seat 3 - POOHKEE ($59.50 in chips)
Seat 4 - ORANGEBL00D ($124.50 in chips)
Seat 5 - KRON0S ($201 in chips)
Seat 6 - ACE_DS ($139.54 in chips)
Seat 1 - CRAFTYMOM ($153.50 in chips)
Seat 2 - HAXYI ($60 in chips)
ORANGEBL00D - Posts small blind $2
KRON0S - Posts big blind $3
HAXYI - sitout (wait for BB)
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to ORANGEBL00D [Ad Ac]
ACE_DS - Folds
CRAFTYMOM - Calls $3
POOHKEE - Calls $3
ORANGEBL00D - Raises $4 to $6
KRON0S - Calls $3
CRAFTYMOM - Calls $3
POOHKEE - Raises $6 to $9
ORANGEBL00D - Raises $6 to $12
KRON0S - Folds
CRAFTYMOM - Folds
POOHKEE - Calls $3
*** FLOP *** [Kd 5s 7s]
ORANGEBL00D - Bets $3
POOHKEE - Calls $3
*** TURN *** [Kd 5s 7s] [4c]
ORANGEBL00D - Checks
POOHKEE - Bets $6
ORANGEBL00D - Raises $12 to $12
POOHKEE - Calls $6
*** RIVER *** [Kd 5s 7s 4c] [9s]
ORANGEBL00D - Bets $6
POOHKEE - Calls $6
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ORANGEBL00D - Shows [Ad Ac] (One pair, aces)
POOHKEE - Mucks
ORANGEBL00D Collects $75 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($78) | Rake ($3)
Board [Kd 5s 7s 4c 9s]
Seat 1: CRAFTYMOM Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: POOHKEE (dealer) HI: [Mucked] [3h Qh]
Seat 4: ORANGEBL00D (small blind) won Total ($75) HI$75) with One pair, aces [Ad Ac - P:Ad,P:Ac,B:Kd,B:9s,B:7s]
Seat 5: KRON0S (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: ACE_DS Folded on the POCKET CARDS

[Suigin406]

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I see worse calls than this on a daily basis.

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good joke OP...

[jds1201]

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By the way, I opened a thread with 55 replies titled 'Worst Call Ever' expecting a good thread. I was disappointed, expect for the picture of JJ Walker , which never gets old.

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[Vraket]

OP's twosided, horrible yet amusing, terrible but still so good!!

[lyncks2002]

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I called off 150BB with AKs preflop last night. I'm pretty sure that's the worst call ever.

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i know why, AKs looks so cute [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Hamburglar]

"The jerk store called, they said they are running out of you"

this brought tears to my eyes.

[SharkTank43]

POKERSTARS GAME #7469740355: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/16 - 15:19:51 (ET)
Table 'Peneleos' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 4: Dalmations ($597 in chips)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($4614 in chips)
Seat 6: gambler2k4 ($995 in chips)
Lukieplaya: posts small blind $5
gambler2k4: posts big blind $10
__2cb__: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [4d As]
Dalmations: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $30 to $40
gambler2k4: raises $100 to $140
Longhorne joins the table at seat #2
Lukieplaya: raises $4474 to $4614 and is all-in
gambler2k4: calls $855 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [8h 2d 3h]
*** TURN *** [8h 2d 3h] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [8h 2d 3h 6d] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [4d As] (a pair of Deuces)
gambler2k4: mucks hand
Lukieplaya collected $1989 from pot

[grando]

hahahaha I was hoping this hand would be in here

[fees]

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POKERSTARS GAME #7469740355: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/16 - 15:19:51 (ET)
Table 'Peneleos' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 4: Dalmations ($597 in chips)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($4614 in chips)
Seat 6: gambler2k4 ($995 in chips)
Lukieplaya: posts small blind $5
gambler2k4: posts big blind $10
__2cb__: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [4d As]
Dalmations: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $30 to $40
gambler2k4: raises $100 to $140
Longhorne joins the table at seat #2
Lukieplaya: raises $4474 to $4614 and is all-in
gambler2k4: calls $855 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [8h 2d 3h]
*** TURN *** [8h 2d 3h] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [8h 2d 3h 6d] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [4d As] (a pair of Deuces)
gambler2k4: mucks hand
Lukieplaya collected $1989 from pot

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