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Old 12-10-2005, 04:26 AM
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Here's my haiku suggestion

it rubs the lotion
on its skin, or else it gets
the hose again, SNAP!
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Old 12-10-2005, 04:29 AM
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Whats taking so long?

I cant believe you've been doing this for an hour and a half, and you dont have 5 girls waiting at your door. It's Friday night man, if they are online.. your in! Just go for it.
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Good point man. I found one online and went with Bep "inside?" idea.

I'll update if needed
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Old 12-10-2005, 04:30 AM
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Also, younger girls/women with kids are obviously very easy to get into the pants of, especially if you're halfway decent at dealing with a kid.

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Yes but remember in general a girl with a kid has a higher probability of getting pregnant again which is definitely -EV.
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Old 12-10-2005, 04:36 AM
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"definitely -EV"

Kindly stop it.
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Old 12-10-2005, 04:39 AM
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Also, younger girls/women with kids are obviously very easy to get into the pants of, especially if you're halfway decent at dealing with a kid.

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Yes but remember in general a girl with a kid has a higher probability of getting pregnant again which is definitely -EV.

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If [censored] is in it for the hit 'n run, it's not gonna matter, as I doubt they'll be on a last name basis for [censored] to be found for child support.
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Old 12-10-2005, 04:56 AM
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alright I got a response

"inside what?"

only problem is I this chick only had some close up pic of her eyes and nothing else so this could be a big waste of time. But there weren't very many online in my area.

advise ASAP
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Old 12-10-2005, 04:58 AM
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Leave the lights off.
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Old 12-10-2005, 04:59 AM
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Leave the lights off.

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from her profile [ QUOTE ]
Are you a Health Freak: Im a freak does that count

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Old 12-10-2005, 05:01 AM
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alright I got a response

"inside what?"

only problem is I this chick only had some close up pic of her eyes and nothing else so this could be a big waste of time. But there weren't very many online in my area.

advise ASAP

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alright... after "inside what?" you reply with "yeah, inside. so what are you up to?"

but really, you shouldn't be talking to a chick (guy) that only has pictures of her (his) eyes.
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Old 12-10-2005, 05:01 AM
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Leave the lights off.

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from her profile [ QUOTE ]
Are you a Health Freak: Im a freak does that count

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That could mean a freak in bed, or it could mean she has goat heads mounted on wooden poles in front of her fireplace.
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